In these troubled times for the U.S.A., we as a people need a cause to rally around. Battle lines have been drawn over religious ,political and social issues. The idea of equality has withered away as we have been at odds over trivial issues. Which means that we need one item, one belief, one cause to unite us once more as a United States. And now there is one. Mattman07 is a presumptuous prick. WHO exactly is Mattman07, you ask? He/she/it/they is a poster on the Viewaskew messageboard. He/she/it/they is known for having a poor sense of humor, a stick up his tookus, and makes fellow geeks embarassed for his limited view of others and an exalted sense of his own grandeur. In other words, he thinks his poop smells like Skinny Girl Pomegranate margaritas. So what is this petition about? It is about making Mattman07 THE presumptuous prick of 2012. Never mind that this could be said about the presidential race, the fact that the Apocalypse happening December 21, 2012, or that there is no office of Presumptuous Prick to occupy. That's not the point. The point is that WE as a country can come together as one entity and all agree on something. And that something is that Mattman07 is the quintessential presumptuous prick. And he's OUR presumptuous prick. Vote with your signatures. Vote for unity. Vote for Mattman07 to be the presumptuous prick for 2012.