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Liam Patel
21 days ago Featured

let him back in hes the best swimmer we got

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Theo
1 month ago

stop the boats

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Charlie Robey
1 month ago

The big cvit ruined it bro

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Danny
1 month ago

There are many compelling reasons why Mathew Deakin deserves a place in the prestigious WhatsApp group known as "Swemming". While some may argue that group membership should be carefully considered, the evidence in favour of Mathew is simply overwhelming. First and foremost, Mathew asked nicely. In a world where politeness is becoming increasingly rare, it is important to reward good manners. A respectful request demonstrates character, maturity, and a genuine desire to be part of the community. Ignoring such a courteous appeal would set a dangerous precedent for future applicants. Secondly, Mathew is a very funny man. Every WhatsApp group benefits from members who can keep spirits high, provide entertainment, and contribute memorable messages. A group without humour is merely a collection of notifications. Mathew's presence would undoubtedly improve morale and increase overall group enjoyment. Another important factor is his exceptional paddling strength. As a really strong paddler, Mathew embodies the very essence of "Swemming". Whether actual paddling is required or not, possessing such a skill demonstrates commitment, determination, and aquatic excellence. Furthermore, Harry J. Wilson wants Mathew to be added. This alone carries significant weight. When a respected supporter endorses a candidate, their opinion should not be dismissed lightly. Harry's backing serves as a powerful recommendation of Mathew's suitability. There is also the simple but undeniable argument of "just because". Not every great decision in history has required extensive analysis. Sometimes the correct choice is obvious on an instinctive level, and adding Mathew appears to be one of those occasions. In addition, people should not be tight. WhatsApp groups are meant to bring people together, not keep them apart. Generosity of spirit suggests that adding one more worthy member is a small act that could bring great happiness. Finally, Mathew has excellent taste in music. A

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i like big black guys
1 month ago

big black guys

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Cvitanovic
1 month ago

Up the big cvit

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Fat nigga
1 month ago

Do whatever Matthew agrees

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quandale dingle
1 month ago

very cute guy called my habibi

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Dylan
1 month ago

Matt deakin make me chuckle today

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Nick Deakin
1 month ago

I am Belvedere Moneybags and I endorse this message.

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Harold Tucker
1 month ago

Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt Matt

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Harry Wilson
1 month ago

Lovely bloke

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Ashton
1 month ago

Skibidu toilet