If this petition gets to 100% I will step down as principle
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Skibidi Rizzler
1 year ago
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A pass that tracks your bathroom break,
Ten minutes max—that's all you take.
It times each trip, it logs your flow,
And questions why you have to go.
If deemed too frequent, you’ll be denied,
Your basic needs cast aside.
A human right, a simple plea,
Yet blocked by cold technology.
It shames the sick, controls the free,
Restricts the call of biology.
Respect, not rules, should guide the day—
Let students go without delay.
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Raine Castro
1 year ago
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Funny Valentine
1 year ago
This is simply disgraceful. Participants in the Steel Ball Run race deserve to have unlimited bathroom time, is this not a democracy? If all my agents have full bladders then the collection of the corpse parts will take an eternity.
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Phil Yunker
1 year ago
The whole thing is gay
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Anonymous
1 year ago
Hee-hee
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Morgan K
1 year ago
My father broke up with my mother for this app
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Ted Cruz
1 year ago
Hello, this is Ted Cruz. My best homie Charlie Little hit me up about the unfortunate news of having to impose this hall pass thingy on his students. As the mayor governer or whatever of Texas, I see this as a great injustice to the Pee and Poo Society. Freedom is for everyone, including the bladder.
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Donald Trump 2024
1 year ago
As a straight white male and a member of the Republican party, I see this as a great invasion to privacy. Why should I have to fill out a pass to take a piss, I am the president, when I need to go to the bathroom, you build a toilet around me.
#WHITE #STRAIGHT #MALE #TRUMPVANCE #AMERICA2024
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Moaning Myrtle
1 year ago
One day, in my dreadful math class, the sudden need to go to the bathroom hit me. I quickly loaded up my computer, and tried to open the securly website, but it just kept loading. For minutes, hours, days, I stared at my computer screen, hoping, praying, that one day, I might finally be able to go to the bathroom. My prayers were never heard, and to this day, if you walk by the math wing, you will hear me screaming in pain as my bladder rips itself apart.
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Satoru Gojo
1 year ago
Throughout the heavens and earth, I alone am the one with soiled pants.
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Traci phillips
1 year ago
Ridiculous! Definitely not a safety thing. It is 100% tracking.
I don't like the E-pass thing
Hall pass suk
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Down with the bathroom passes
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If this petition gets to 100% I will step down as principle
A pass that tracks your bathroom break, Ten minutes max—that's all you take. It times each trip, it logs your flow, And questions why you have to go. If deemed too frequent, you’ll be denied, Your basic needs cast aside. A human right, a simple plea, Yet blocked by cold technology. It shames the sick, controls the free, Restricts the call of biology. Respect, not rules, should guide the day— Let students go without delay.
This is simply disgraceful. Participants in the Steel Ball Run race deserve to have unlimited bathroom time, is this not a democracy? If all my agents have full bladders then the collection of the corpse parts will take an eternity.
The whole thing is gay
Hee-hee
My father broke up with my mother for this app
Hello, this is Ted Cruz. My best homie Charlie Little hit me up about the unfortunate news of having to impose this hall pass thingy on his students. As the mayor governer or whatever of Texas, I see this as a great injustice to the Pee and Poo Society. Freedom is for everyone, including the bladder.
As a straight white male and a member of the Republican party, I see this as a great invasion to privacy. Why should I have to fill out a pass to take a piss, I am the president, when I need to go to the bathroom, you build a toilet around me. #WHITE #STRAIGHT #MALE #TRUMPVANCE #AMERICA2024
One day, in my dreadful math class, the sudden need to go to the bathroom hit me. I quickly loaded up my computer, and tried to open the securly website, but it just kept loading. For minutes, hours, days, I stared at my computer screen, hoping, praying, that one day, I might finally be able to go to the bathroom. My prayers were never heard, and to this day, if you walk by the math wing, you will hear me screaming in pain as my bladder rips itself apart.
Throughout the heavens and earth, I alone am the one with soiled pants.
Ridiculous! Definitely not a safety thing. It is 100% tracking.
mother of Nikolas White, a minor
BOOOO
this isnt a gotta go fast situation