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Make Up In Da Club By T.J. "TheAmazingAtheist" Kirk the U.S. National Anthem

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Calum Mutherfucking-hawk
12 years ago

'Merica the brave,'Merica the free,'Merica the stoopid.

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G man
12 years ago

Make this fucking happen

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Honok
12 years ago Featured

i was tryin bout to sign it but where do I sign? I WANT MURRICA TO ONCE AGAIN BECOME A WHOLESOME NATION OF PATRIOTS. OUR ANTHEM HAS BEEN HIJACKED BY THE ILUMINATI AYRABS FUNDED BY HUSSEIN OBAMA. WE NEED A NEW ANTHEM MADE BY AMERICANS FOR AMERICAS FROM THE GRASS ROOTS UP. UNDER THIS GLORIOS NEW ANTHEM WE SHALL UNITE AND WELCOME THE REBIRTH OF BABY JESUS.

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Daghlas Al-Ashqar · petition starter
12 years ago Featured

As we near the end of day 1 we fall short of our goal by a measly 24,930 signatures. Fear not my fellow patriots! For the revolution has only begun. I have learned we have achieved amazing support for our petition. The president of the united states has even signed. In fact he was so excited to sign that he misspelled his own name. Not only did Barach Obama sign this holy all-American document but so has both God and Jesus. Clearly victory is within an arm's reach.