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Final supporters
All candidates are bad. I could probably do better than them.
Reasons to vote for me:
I'm awesome
You can't do any worse than the current candidates or Obama
Likes dank memes
Dislikes isis
Tender yet firm
Sensual yet masculine
Rand Paul dropped out :(
Is doing this at 2am
Knows how to use Photoshop
Can make America awesome and amazing
Reasons to hate the others:
Hillary is a liar
Bernie is an idiot
Trump is something.
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Support Donald J. Trump for president of the United States
NeverTrump. NeverClinton. I Want a Third Option.
Updates
March 1, 2016
I was just sitting here staring at the wall at some ungodly hour and realized this thing is actually picking up real steam which is honestly kind of terrifying but mostly hilarious. It is wild that so many people agree that we need someone who actually knows how to use Photoshop running the show because the current options are just completely exhausting to think about.
41 Comments
Finally someone who knows photoshop and actually gets the memes. Put him in the white house already.
TRISTAN 2016 hes better then the rest of these clowns running for president lol
I am a person who would like to make America awesome and I think you can do it
This good man Tristan Gregory will lower the prices of propane, and propane accessories for a cleaner, more efficient America.
Pancakes for all baby tristan for prez XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Better than trump
hes all that and MORE!!!
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
All candidates are bad. I could probably do better than them.
Reasons to vote for me:
I'm awesome
You can't do any worse than the current candidates or Obama
Likes dank memes
Dislikes isis
Tender yet firm
Sensual yet masculine
Rand Paul dropped out :(
Is doing this at 2am
Knows how to use Photoshop
Can make America awesome and amazing
Reasons to hate the others:
Hillary is a liar
Bernie is an idiot
Trump is something.
Updates
March 1, 2016
I was just sitting here staring at the wall at some ungodly hour and realized this thing is actually picking up real steam which is honestly kind of terrifying but mostly hilarious. It is wild that so many people agree that we need someone who actually knows how to use Photoshop running the show because the current options are just completely exhausting to think about.
41 Comments
dude hes up at 2am doing this work thats the kind of dedication we need in dc right now
Finally someone who knows photoshop and actually gets the memes. Put him in the white house already.
TRISTAN 2016 hes better then the rest of these clowns running for president lol
I am a person who would like to make America awesome and I think you can do it
This good man Tristan Gregory will lower the prices of propane, and propane accessories for a cleaner, more efficient America.
Pancakes for all baby tristan for prez XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
Better than trump
hes all that and MORE!!!
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dude hes up at 2am doing this work thats the kind of dedication we need in dc right now