I caught my husband sleeping with our pom pom neighbor. I scheduled their EXECUTIONS for 1700 hours tomorrow.
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Virginia
5 years ago
Jon, do the Berretts still live across from you?
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olivia ramos
5 years ago
a good one
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Trương văn tiến
5 years ago
Sdudidkdkdkbebebbeb
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Klingon Dick bag
5 years ago
SUN'RO'T'POTAH CHA!
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Judge Blakey
5 years ago
You wouldn't believe the cases in my courtroom today. One guy threw his PEE at his boss, the other case a girlfriend stabbed her boyfriend over a GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!
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TNT WHAMMY
5 years ago
Heh-heh-heh, this outta do it! WHAM! Oh,no! OH!
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Mrs A Mariner
5 years ago
My neighbor sucks on my 80 year old CUUNT!
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Rosie Biscotto
5 years ago
I need to specially order my panties from Amazon, I wear 5XL☹️
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WORLD NEWS FAG
5 years ago
December 24th is the holy night of SAINT VIGIUS!
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Spanglebum Dinkerhump
5 years ago
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Everythey knows theirs more genders than too. Sew stop trying two put folx in a binarybox. It’s stifling and they’res not much air in their. Let me breath. Let me be three. Enbys 4 Eva. Solidariteeee.
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Jackson PusHog
5 years ago
Mrs. Kramer! I'm gonna make love to your daughters vagiiina!
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HUSBAND
5 years ago
My wife speeds around corners at 90 m.p.h. when I get out of the car my wife says I look pale.
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Billie
5 years ago
My penis can't penetrate my wife's vagiiina! It's made out of some sort of neutronium alloy!
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Ethan
5 years ago
My dear, you have seen the last of that green eyed PUSHOG known as racism.
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Sprinkles
5 years ago
There's a knock at my door,who could it be and do we have enough time?
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FATHER
5 years ago
I wrote my SON a poem! Our love is like a flower it grows with every hour!
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Alexandria Kokura Kravitz
5 years ago
Vote for me to become Judge, or I'll surgically remove your balls. It's your choice.
Go back to your rice patty, Mulan!
I caught my husband sleeping with our pom pom neighbor. I scheduled their EXECUTIONS for 1700 hours tomorrow.
Jon, do the Berretts still live across from you?
a good one
Sdudidkdkdkbebebbeb
SUN'RO'T'POTAH CHA!
You wouldn't believe the cases in my courtroom today. One guy threw his PEE at his boss, the other case a girlfriend stabbed her boyfriend over a GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICH!
Heh-heh-heh, this outta do it! WHAM! Oh,no! OH!
My neighbor sucks on my 80 year old CUUNT!
I need to specially order my panties from Amazon, I wear 5XL☹️
December 24th is the holy night of SAINT VIGIUS!
Everythey knows theirs more genders than too. Sew stop trying two put folx in a binarybox. It’s stifling and they’res not much air in their. Let me breath. Let me be three. Enbys 4 Eva. Solidariteeee.
Mrs. Kramer! I'm gonna make love to your daughters vagiiina!
My wife speeds around corners at 90 m.p.h. when I get out of the car my wife says I look pale.
My penis can't penetrate my wife's vagiiina! It's made out of some sort of neutronium alloy!
My dear, you have seen the last of that green eyed PUSHOG known as racism.
There's a knock at my door,who could it be and do we have enough time?
I wrote my SON a poem! Our love is like a flower it grows with every hour!
Vote for me to become Judge, or I'll surgically remove your balls. It's your choice.
I have a single digit I.Q.