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Make Sam Smith's tattoo the new non-binary flag

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Bubba
5 years ago

I had to leave high school, I turned 40!

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Bonito
5 years ago

Now look here! Im--Im--YOU KNOW WHO I AM!

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MR NICE
5 years ago

Hi,folks! My wife died and I'm now taking her body to the DUMP!

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Rosie Biscotto
5 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I wear size 24 panties,5XL

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Beltran
5 years ago

TOM! You sold me out to the ALBINO! For what? Freedom from prison? Gold? WHAT WAS YOUR PRICE THIS TIME?!

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Jon Von Jon
5 years ago

Hayden Panettiere was in her tight blue shorts, her thong and shorts were going up her but crack. Hayden held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist, and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck. I gagged and grabbed her butt. As she filled my veins with nanoprobes, I dug my fingers into her butt crack!

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Horny Toad
5 years ago

Hayden Panettiere got a restraining order on me!☹️ I smelled her butt in her skin tight peach color dress! Her butt crack was showing threw her dress it was that tight. Her butt smelled like perfume!❤️

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Butch McDick
5 years ago

The cops are arresting me! YOU FUUUUUCCKING PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AHH!

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De Lancie
5 years ago

No woman can order the mighty De Lancie around. SUBMIT!

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Sheldon Deldon
5 years ago

I'm gonna teach you a lesson with my fencing skills, EN GARDE!

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NEWS DUDE
5 years ago

Happy mother's day, CUUNTS!

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Private DickFace
5 years ago

I WAS in the military, I called my superior officer an ASS HOLE! When he asked me what I said, I told him YOU ASS HOLE, sir. I'm finished.

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Dunst
5 years ago

After I got my vocal cords SLICED, I had a vocal enhancer implant put in my throat it helps me make sounds!

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SURGICAL PROCEDURES
5 years ago

After being injected with nanoprobes, victims are taken to an assimilation facility where they undergo major surgical alterations to complete their assimilation, and become a full Borg drone.

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Mikhail
5 years ago

Hi, folks! I'm getting shot by a martian from MARS ATTACKS! I gotta go! The martians ray gun is disintegrating me, I'm almost gone!

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Larry Fleinhardt
5 years ago

The Dean of my college caught me living in the colleges STEAM TUNNELS! I'm so ashamed!

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Giovanni
5 years ago

FAAGGOTS! You searched for months and bring me this thing?! You're total INCOMPETENCE!

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BOSS
5 years ago

Senator McFaggot is one of the most respected citizens in the country, McBane. And yet, you ran his limo off a cliff, drove a garbage truck through his mansions front door, and broke the necks of the three of his family members?!

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John Jacob Astor
5 years ago

My new marriage isn't doing good already☹️. My new wife is cruel, insulting. I'm getting use to her calling me STUPID and that my ass is WHOPPED!

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Mr Nice
5 years ago

America was a beautiful country before you FAAGGOTS and non gender SUB-HUMANS ruined our children. This is why Puutin in RUUUSSIA don't let faags in his country get out of control. FUUUUUUCCK YOU!