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Make Sam Smith's tattoo the new non-binary flag

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Voldemort's Non-Binary Dick
5 years ago

Stunning and brave Sam...it's time we leave the shadows and lead the Enby revolution!

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Sharon Lee Barber
5 years ago

I use to be a size 5XL panty, now I'm a size 6XL! I'm so ashamed!

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CONSOLIDATED LARD
5 years ago

As you know, I complain about my FAT FUUUCCK daughter! She use to wear size 5XL panties, now she's in size 6XL and wears thongs. Damn! They make thongs for THUNDER BUTTS like hers?!☹️

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Sharon Lee Barber
5 years ago

Im the daughter of CONSOLIDATED LARD. As you know, I use to wear size 5XL panties! Now I wear size 6XL thongs I put on more weight, and wear thongs.People can't believe they make thongs for PIGGO PORKERS like me☹️

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Darion Basco
5 years ago

My wife smacks me when I smell where she just sat!

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SAD
5 years ago

Hi, folks! I haven't been happy in a while so I swallowed a FELODESINE chip, I'll be dead in a matter of minutes, farewell!

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Umferth
5 years ago

I pretend to be a hard ass viking. I can't even pick up a sword, I got a tiny pecker, it's pathetic.

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Little Miss Muffet
5 years ago

Am I racist? I just don't like all these blacks in my neighborhood!

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CONSOLIDATED LARD
5 years ago

You won't believe this pig crap! Remember I told you my daughter wore 5XL panties. Now she's in 6XL thongs. She got fatter and wears thongs! The diet I put her made her gain weight!

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Vanessa O Cunt
5 years ago

I won my divorce case! Charley, give me your money. I SAID GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY!

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Chandler
5 years ago

My daddy use to touch me in the shower, to make sure my balls were coming in!

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QUESTION
5 years ago

Why did the old man open the shop? A. To make money B. To keep busy after the navy C. His old business burned down.

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Carlo Gambino
5 years ago

Any of you punks know who I was?!

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CONSOLIDATED LARD
5 years ago

As you know, my daughter is a PIGGO PORKER! She needs to specially order her 5XL size panties from the internet! Stores don't carry her size! DAMN!

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Jon
5 years ago

Happy Birthday, Lisa Kramer!

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TNT WHAMMY
5 years ago

Heh heh heh! This outta do it! [WHAM] Oh, no! OH!

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Shelby iredale
5 years ago

Yes

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Alfreido
5 years ago

Bella, my dog died today. Bellas body is on its way to the landfill!

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Scully
5 years ago

If I find out you snatched my rose thong, I'll put you in the gas chamber and flip the switch you SON OF A BEACH!

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SURGICAL PROCEDURES
5 years ago

After being injected with nanoprobes victims are taken to an assimilation facility where they undergo major surgical procedures to complete their assimilation and become a full borg drone.