I can't hit that guy who touched my wife's GUCCI! I just got my hair and nails done!
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AUNT DEBBIE
5 years ago
FUUUUUCCK ME! My sexy new lace leopard thong got stolen by that ASS HOLE panty snatcher! Why doesn't my nephew Seymour ever catch that panty snatcher. My sexy black lace leopard thong disappeared when Seymour went home! Strange? I'm just not meant to wear sexy underwear☹️
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Jon Von Jon
5 years ago
Katie Searfoss is going to assimilate me in her BUTT LIFTER panty. Katie held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck! I jumped and grabbed her ass! Katie's butt was so round, firm and sexy in the BUTT LIFTER panty. The pads in the butt part are holding katie's butt cheeks and pushing them up! I'm getting so horny feeling Katie Searfoss butt in BUTT LIFTER panty, she has a firm apple hiney! Her cute butt cheeks are being held in the pads in the BUTT LIFTER panty!
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Sophie
5 years ago
My head of security was found in a dumpster, murdered. Guess I should of picked a better guy ☹️
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Jon Von Jon
5 years ago
Josh Horrocks has gotten so cute, I as happy when I grabbed his crotch as I kissed him, then I started rubbing his round apple hiney butt! I kissed his cute lips as I felt his firm boy like ass!
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Seymour
5 years ago
Aunt Debbie knows I love my yellow baby blankey! That's why she captured blankey and put him in her LEATHER PANTY! I can't get my blankey back! All day long, aunt Debbie walks around with her pants off with blankey in her LEATHER PANTY! Aunt Debbie did an MMM sound, my blankey is nice and soft on her butt, her LEATHER PANTY is so tight it pushes my blankey up her butt crack, blankey can't resist!
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Patriotic American
5 years ago
I couldn't tell which flag was the AMERICAN FLAG! My kids were so ashamed!
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Seymour
5 years ago
Aunt Debbie knows I love my yellow baby blankey! That's why she captured blankey and put him in her hot pink lace panty! I can't get my blankey back, all day long Aunt Debbie walks around with blankey in her hot pink lace panty. Aunt Debbie did an MMM sound, blankey is nice and soft on her butt!
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Justin Case
5 years ago
My name is a fuuuuuccking joke! JUSTIN CASE! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
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Judge Blakey
5 years ago
You wouldn't believe the cases I had in my courtroom today. The first one was a guy threw his PEE at his boss. The second one a girlfriend stabbed her boyfriend over a GRILL CHEESE SANDWICH!
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BO
5 years ago
I was that FAAGGOT on press your luck that called whammies, PENALTIES!
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BOL L GOL
5 years ago
Like a plaque of boils, you QUEERS and TRANSGENDERS infest the earth!
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Broik
5 years ago
I'm getting a phone call! ITS THE GRAND NAGUS!
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John Jacob Astor
5 years ago
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting, I'm getting use to her calling me STUPID and that my ass is WHOPPED!☹️
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Moesha
5 years ago
MAN! It's hot as FUUUCCK today!
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BOL L GOL
5 years ago
I fertilize my garden with my FECES!
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Mr Nice
5 years ago
We don't see these non-binary freaks getting out of control in other countries! Why? Queers and transgenders ruin countries!
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Worried
5 years ago
I got caught smelling a sexy blondes ass! I must flee the city, and avoid the authorities!
So valid! *clicks wildly*
I'm a JEW that supported HITLER! Go figure!
I can't hit that guy who touched my wife's GUCCI! I just got my hair and nails done!
FUUUUUCCK ME! My sexy new lace leopard thong got stolen by that ASS HOLE panty snatcher! Why doesn't my nephew Seymour ever catch that panty snatcher. My sexy black lace leopard thong disappeared when Seymour went home! Strange? I'm just not meant to wear sexy underwear☹️
Katie Searfoss is going to assimilate me in her BUTT LIFTER panty. Katie held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck! I jumped and grabbed her ass! Katie's butt was so round, firm and sexy in the BUTT LIFTER panty. The pads in the butt part are holding katie's butt cheeks and pushing them up! I'm getting so horny feeling Katie Searfoss butt in BUTT LIFTER panty, she has a firm apple hiney! Her cute butt cheeks are being held in the pads in the BUTT LIFTER panty!
My head of security was found in a dumpster, murdered. Guess I should of picked a better guy ☹️
Josh Horrocks has gotten so cute, I as happy when I grabbed his crotch as I kissed him, then I started rubbing his round apple hiney butt! I kissed his cute lips as I felt his firm boy like ass!
Aunt Debbie knows I love my yellow baby blankey! That's why she captured blankey and put him in her LEATHER PANTY! I can't get my blankey back! All day long, aunt Debbie walks around with her pants off with blankey in her LEATHER PANTY! Aunt Debbie did an MMM sound, my blankey is nice and soft on her butt, her LEATHER PANTY is so tight it pushes my blankey up her butt crack, blankey can't resist!
I couldn't tell which flag was the AMERICAN FLAG! My kids were so ashamed!
Aunt Debbie knows I love my yellow baby blankey! That's why she captured blankey and put him in her hot pink lace panty! I can't get my blankey back, all day long Aunt Debbie walks around with blankey in her hot pink lace panty. Aunt Debbie did an MMM sound, blankey is nice and soft on her butt!
My name is a fuuuuuccking joke! JUSTIN CASE! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes!
You wouldn't believe the cases I had in my courtroom today. The first one was a guy threw his PEE at his boss. The second one a girlfriend stabbed her boyfriend over a GRILL CHEESE SANDWICH!
I was that FAAGGOT on press your luck that called whammies, PENALTIES!
Like a plaque of boils, you QUEERS and TRANSGENDERS infest the earth!
I'm getting a phone call! ITS THE GRAND NAGUS!
My new marriage isn't doing good already. My new wife is cruel, insulting, I'm getting use to her calling me STUPID and that my ass is WHOPPED!☹️
MAN! It's hot as FUUUCCK today!
I fertilize my garden with my FECES!
We don't see these non-binary freaks getting out of control in other countries! Why? Queers and transgenders ruin countries!
I got caught smelling a sexy blondes ass! I must flee the city, and avoid the authorities!