I am in desperate need of a sandwich. The bastard Tory government wont subsidise my sandwich, which demonstrates their lack of empathy for the plight of the common man on the street etc. Wholemeal bread, salted butter, Devon cheddar and honey roast ham, by the way. Please sign to force the government or anyone else to make me a sandwich. I need your signatures!
The momentum is building and it proves people understand the urgency of this lunch situation. Email your local representative today and demand they recognize our right to a proper cheddar and ham sandwich. Post this link on your Facebook profile right now to keep the pressure on.
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Sarah Gray
14 years ago
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Omg this is hilarious but honestly a good ham and cheese sounds amazing right now. Hope u get ur lunch mate
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Mark Reddy
14 years ago
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The price of food is a total joke honestly. cant even buy a decent loaf of bread anymore without breaking the bank. sort it out.
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Dave Shaw
14 years ago
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Ridiculous that we have to ask for this in 2017. Feed the man!
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I am in desperate need of a sandwich. The bastard Tory government wont subsidise my sandwich, which demonstrates their lack of empathy for the plight of the common man on the street etc. Wholemeal bread, salted butter, Devon cheddar and honey roast ham, by the way. Please sign to force the government or anyone else to make me a sandwich. I need your signatures!
The momentum is building and it proves people understand the urgency of this lunch situation. Email your local representative today and demand they recognize our right to a proper cheddar and ham sandwich. Post this link on your Facebook profile right now to keep the pressure on.
3 Comments
S
Sarah Gray
14 years ago
Featured
Omg this is hilarious but honestly a good ham and cheese sounds amazing right now. Hope u get ur lunch mate
M
Mark Reddy
14 years ago
Featured
The price of food is a total joke honestly. cant even buy a decent loaf of bread anymore without breaking the bank. sort it out.
D
Dave Shaw
14 years ago
Featured
Ridiculous that we have to ask for this in 2017. Feed the man!
Omg this is hilarious but honestly a good ham and cheese sounds amazing right now. Hope u get ur lunch mate