Make me a sandwich
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I am in desperate need of a sandwich. The bastard Tory government wont subsidise my sandwich, which demonstrates their lack of empathy for the plight of the common man on the street etc. Wholemeal bread, salted butter, Devon cheddar and honey roast ham, by the way. Please sign to force the government or anyone else to make me a sandwich. I need your signatures!
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