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Make it illegal to eat uncut apples

Make it illegal to eat uncut apples

Closed — 37 supporters Verified

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Rhys C.
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Juden
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matthew
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vanessa
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Chiara
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aight
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Joel
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Ben D.
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Someone
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Started by Peyton Munro 6 years, 9 months ago

Sliced apples taste better than normal ones. let’s ban uncut apples for all

Updates

November 26, 2019

I am honestly stunned that this idea resonated with so many of you. This momentum belongs entirely to the people who took the time to agree with me about how we eat our fruit.

16 Comments

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Tyler Okonkwo
6 years ago Featured

who even has the time to bite into a whole apple its so annoying

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Jason Tate
6 years ago Featured

literally just slice the fruit man

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Sarah Knight
6 years ago Featured

MY TEETH HURT JUST THINKING ABOUT IT

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Rhys Curtis
6 years ago

uncut apples are a disgrace to mankind

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matthew
6 years ago

i stand for this

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Joel
6 years ago

True

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Ben Dover
6 years ago

I love dick

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I WAS FORCED
6 years ago

was forced to do this