The scientific board officially reclassified coconuts as mammals this morning. We held the line for all 188 signatures and won this fight for the fuzzy fruit. Keep checking the biology textbooks to ensure they actually update the definition.
March 10, 2020
Final supporters
Certain Characteristics of mammals:
-possession of hair/fur
-secretions of milk for nourishment
Characteristics of coconuts:
-possession of hair/fur
-secretion of milk for nourishment
*Every signature is a coconuts life saved!
Updates
February 26, 2020
I am currently compiling our findings into a formal report to present to the local biology board. Post this link on your Facebook pages and text three friends who need to see the evidence. We need to keep the pressure on until they recognize these facts.
February 26, 2020
The momentum behind this push is real and it shows that people finally see the truth about these hairy fruit. Post the link to your Facebook feed right now to keep this energy moving. Text three friends and tell them why it is time to classify coconuts as mammals.
Reached 100 supporters
February 26, 2020
45 Comments
COCONUTS ARE MAMMALS PEOPLE WAKE UP
lol why is this even a thing?? my sister is dying laughing over here
Does this mean I can start drinking coconut milk to get my vitamins or what? Kind of confusing logic but sure whatever.
I would have to agree with Mason and Noroski, this is blatantly absurd, I refuse to sign such a display of stupidity. You understand that a mammal has a brain? Right? Quite unlike you unfortunately, and coconuts, so maybe instead of classifying coconuts as mammals, we should classify you as a coconut.
This is absurd, you do realize that to be a mammal, according to the book Mammalogy, mammals are required to also have three middle ear bones, a neocortex (and therefore a brain), plus mammary glands. They even have to have a sense of smell, skeleton, and other elements missing in the typical coconut. I request you take this particular display of buffoonery down, as it is not worth the time of I, the great Noroski
This is.... A gamer move
This is legitness!
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The scientific board officially reclassified coconuts as mammals this morning. We held the line for all 188 signatures and won this fight for the fuzzy fruit. Keep checking the biology textbooks to ensure they actually update the definition.
March 10, 2020
Final supporters
Certain Characteristics of mammals:
-possession of hair/fur
-secretions of milk for nourishment
Characteristics of coconuts:
-possession of hair/fur
-secretion of milk for nourishment
*Every signature is a coconuts life saved!
Updates
February 26, 2020
I am currently compiling our findings into a formal report to present to the local biology board. Post this link on your Facebook pages and text three friends who need to see the evidence. We need to keep the pressure on until they recognize these facts.
February 26, 2020
The momentum behind this push is real and it shows that people finally see the truth about these hairy fruit. Post the link to your Facebook feed right now to keep this energy moving. Text three friends and tell them why it is time to classify coconuts as mammals.
Reached 100 supporters
February 26, 2020
45 Comments
Finally someone is asking the real questions. Science has been lying to us for years about the coconut agenda.
COCONUTS ARE MAMMALS PEOPLE WAKE UP
lol why is this even a thing?? my sister is dying laughing over here
Does this mean I can start drinking coconut milk to get my vitamins or what? Kind of confusing logic but sure whatever.
I would have to agree with Mason and Noroski, this is blatantly absurd, I refuse to sign such a display of stupidity. You understand that a mammal has a brain? Right? Quite unlike you unfortunately, and coconuts, so maybe instead of classifying coconuts as mammals, we should classify you as a coconut.
This is absurd, you do realize that to be a mammal, according to the book Mammalogy, mammals are required to also have three middle ear bones, a neocortex (and therefore a brain), plus mammary glands. They even have to have a sense of smell, skeleton, and other elements missing in the typical coconut. I request you take this particular display of buffoonery down, as it is not worth the time of I, the great Noroski
This is.... A gamer move
This is legitness!
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Finally someone is asking the real questions. Science has been lying to us for years about the coconut agenda.