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Let Ryan Keep His Beard!

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Ok folks it's only been one month and as you can see in this glorious image, Ryan has already been able to cultivate a majestic mane on his chin. However, in just a few short weeks, Armageddon will be upon us, as Ryan's girlfriend Lianna will be returning from her semester abroad, and she has requested, nay, DEMANDED that Ryan shave his beard upon her return. Signing this petition is an act of resistance against an oppressive tyrant, and condemning Ryan's facial hair not only attacks the man himself but also attacks the liberty and freedoms that this great nation was built upon. Its time to take a stand people. I call upon you to heed the call of justice, and sign this petition so that Ryan's beard can live to see next month.

But yeah, literally just sign the petition so we can convince Lianna to let Ryan keep his beard lol.

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