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Ok folks it's only been one month and as you can see in this glorious image, Ryan has already been able to cultivate a majestic mane on his chin. However, in just a few short weeks, Armageddon will be upon us, as Ryan's girlfriend Lianna will be returning from her semester abroad, and she has requested, nay, DEMANDED that Ryan shave his beard upon her return. Signing this petition is an act of resistance against an oppressive tyrant, and condemning Ryan's facial hair not only attacks the man himself but also attacks the liberty and freedoms that this great nation was built upon. Its time to take a stand people. I call upon you to heed the call of justice, and sign this petition so that Ryan's beard can live to see next month.
But yeah, literally just sign the petition so we can convince Lianna to let Ryan keep his beard lol.
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Are you really going to disagree with what the Beard Master says? Let the man keep his beard.
Ryan would be a SUCKER to shave his beard because it is just so COOL. Now we are ONLY HUMAN but I (we) BELIEVE we can change her mind. Ryan USED TO BE less cool before he had the beard and EVERY SINGLE TIME I see him my heart is warmed. DONT THROW IT AWAY and I know that you LOVE HER but the beard makes me HAPPY WHEN IM SAD. TRUST me when I say even STRANGERS love it. I urge you to HESITATE and rethink this choice. You must be feeling a ROLLERCOASTER of emotion right now with all this debate. Though the beard will COMEBACK, you never know what damage could be done without it. Remember Ryan, HAPPINESS BEGINS with a beard.
Pls keep the beard
Save Ryan's Beard 2k19
This boy’s beard is beyond science.
Ryan's beard really tickles my clicker
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Ok folks it's only been one month and as you can see in this glorious image, Ryan has already been able to cultivate a majestic mane on his chin. However, in just a few short weeks, Armageddon will be upon us, as Ryan's girlfriend Lianna will be returning from her semester abroad, and she has requested, nay, DEMANDED that Ryan shave his beard upon her return. Signing this petition is an act of resistance against an oppressive tyrant, and condemning Ryan's facial hair not only attacks the man himself but also attacks the liberty and freedoms that this great nation was built upon. Its time to take a stand people. I call upon you to heed the call of justice, and sign this petition so that Ryan's beard can live to see next month.
But yeah, literally just sign the petition so we can convince Lianna to let Ryan keep his beard lol.
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Not only is he handsome, but the forest that is his chin will help lower co2 levels and prevent global warming. Dont you like the environment?
Are you really going to disagree with what the Beard Master says? Let the man keep his beard.
Ryan would be a SUCKER to shave his beard because it is just so COOL. Now we are ONLY HUMAN but I (we) BELIEVE we can change her mind. Ryan USED TO BE less cool before he had the beard and EVERY SINGLE TIME I see him my heart is warmed. DONT THROW IT AWAY and I know that you LOVE HER but the beard makes me HAPPY WHEN IM SAD. TRUST me when I say even STRANGERS love it. I urge you to HESITATE and rethink this choice. You must be feeling a ROLLERCOASTER of emotion right now with all this debate. Though the beard will COMEBACK, you never know what damage could be done without it. Remember Ryan, HAPPINESS BEGINS with a beard.
Pls keep the beard
Save Ryan's Beard 2k19
This boy’s beard is beyond science.
Ryan's beard really tickles my clicker
berd
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Not only is he handsome, but the forest that is his chin will help lower co2 levels and prevent global warming. Dont you like the environment?