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End Martin\'s Wrath

End Martin\'s Wrath

Closed — 31 supporters Verified

Final supporters

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Someone
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yes
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MARTIN
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Bayley
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Zoltan
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Em
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Cailin
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Someone
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Eye-R
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Quagmire
+21 more
Started by Anonymous 20 years, 5 months ago
Since the earliest amphibians crawled forth from the oceans, we have had enemies. The earliest form of enemy was the predator . They prowled the landscape mercilessly for prey to maintain their livlihood. A noble practice to some. Through the ages our enemies have evolved passed the mere searching for food tactics. We have developed technologies that let us target specific people for assassination. We could even destroy a city with one incinerary device. These destructive forces are mere annoyances compared to the threat I\'m talking about today. The enemy we have to face does not hunt for the sake of food, or to \"cleanse\" populations because of differing beliefs, but to slowly breakdown the very moral fabric of our soul in order to feed upon on emotional pain. Our enemy is that of the english, puppy-kicking, baby-eating, not-putting-the-seat-down, Martin. He uses no convention weaponry to defeat you. He wars with your mind! The slow widdling process of debilitating language eventually renders his opponent paralyzed from the hair down.

Updates

January 7, 2007

I swear Martin is getting worse if you can even believe that because he left the seat up again and just looked at me with that smirk while eating a sandwich. It is getting so exhausting trying to track all the little psychological games he plays but I am keeping a notebook of every single incident to show how deep this really goes.

January 7, 2007

I really thought this might just float around in the void but seeing so many people finally agreeing that Martin is an absolute nightmare has me feeling like I am not crazy after all. It is wild how fast this is moving and I keep thinking about how he probably does not even suspect that his reputation is crumbling right under his nose while he forgets to put the toilet seat down again.

3 Comments

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Mike Mwangi
20 years ago Featured

seen him in action. guy is toxic.

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Dave Ramos
20 years ago Featured

Martin is a total nightmare. Nobody should have to deal with his nonsense at work every single day. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH.

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Sarah Gray
20 years ago Featured

wow i thought i was the only one dealing with him. the way he talks is honestly so draining i cant stand it anymore