
Bring Kamikaze Chicken back for Naptown roller derby's 5th season
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Dear Kamikaze Chicken, We are requesting that you return to the Naptown Roller Derby season 2010-11. You see, we miss you. Your bright yellow feathers like a ray of sunshine in the sea of madness. Your crazy eyes that reflect the insanity that we all feel for roller derby. Your spechless beak that if you could talk we think might say things like "no you can't choke me" or "sorry I took your beer". We miss you like we would miss the breathing, if the sky was opened up and the oxygen was sucked out into space. It hurts. Oh it hurts. PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAAASSSSSEEEEEEEE.. the people
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