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April 4, 2016
The sheer number of people willing to stand up against these agonizing puns proves that Carl Azuz has run out of excuses. We are finally gaining the kind of momentum that makes it impossible for the network to keep ignoring us.
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THAT PIECE OF CRAP GOTTA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XX = (This is Carl's Death!!)
there is only one cure for his bad punes kick him out OFF WITH CARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I guess it just wanted to do some "ram-bling."// Maybe it was feeling a little "ram-bunctious." //One thing`s for sure, it definitely wasn`t "sheep-ish."// Luckily, they caught up with him before he reached "ram-ming" speed.
Finally, today, if you`re going to San Francisco -- We hope you get there in time for this, the city`s famous Golden Gate Bridge turned 75 this year and San Fran is celebrating that anniversary with explosive(1) style. It took 20 computers more than five miles of wire and more than two weeks of work to set up this 20-minute fireworks show. Certainly looks like it was worth the effort. The display ran through 14 different musical themes. There`s one thing that linked(2) them all together, though, the Golden Gate was the bridge.(3) When it comes to puns about San Francisco, you really have to "bay"(4) attention. We`re going to be back with more illuminating(5) headlines tomorrow. Hope to see you then. For CNN Student News, I`m Carl Azuz.
I hate him so much I hate everything about him his hair his teeth his voice his puns!!!!!!!!!
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Status: Closed — this petition is no longer accepting signatures.
Final supporters
Updates
April 4, 2016
The sheer number of people willing to stand up against these agonizing puns proves that Carl Azuz has run out of excuses. We are finally gaining the kind of momentum that makes it impossible for the network to keep ignoring us.
50 Comments
I hate this guy, he's cheesy and he gives fake news to easily-influenced students.
THAT PIECE OF CRAP GOTTA GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OFF WITH HIS HEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XX = (This is Carl's Death!!)
there is only one cure for his bad punes kick him out OFF WITH CARL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
I guess it just wanted to do some "ram-bling."// Maybe it was feeling a little "ram-bunctious." //One thing`s for sure, it definitely wasn`t "sheep-ish."// Luckily, they caught up with him before he reached "ram-ming" speed.
Finally, today, if you`re going to San Francisco -- We hope you get there in time for this, the city`s famous Golden Gate Bridge turned 75 this year and San Fran is celebrating that anniversary with explosive(1) style. It took 20 computers more than five miles of wire and more than two weeks of work to set up this 20-minute fireworks show. Certainly looks like it was worth the effort. The display ran through 14 different musical themes. There`s one thing that linked(2) them all together, though, the Golden Gate was the bridge.(3) When it comes to puns about San Francisco, you really have to "bay"(4) attention. We`re going to be back with more illuminating(5) headlines tomorrow. Hope to see you then. For CNN Student News, I`m Carl Azuz.
I hate him so much I hate everything about him his hair his teeth his voice his puns!!!!!!!!!
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I hate this guy, he's cheesy and he gives fake news to easily-influenced students.