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Join Phyllis Bell’s Cult

Join Phyllis Bell’s Cult

Closed — 132 supporters Verified

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Jaydan
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Kylee
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tetona
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ur n.
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Emilia
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Phyllis f.
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Ur m.
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Olivia J.
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Alexis
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Magda C.
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Started by Phyllis Bell 8 years, 2 months ago
so i literally just googled how to start a cult and it gave me step-by-step wiki how articles (with pictures) and here i am lol. now please be aware that this is a pure joke and me starting a murder cult you see in movies is NOT going to happen. but a lot of people slid up on my story and it got me thinking. after researching for a solid 5 minutes, i realized a cult is just the religious or non-religious worship and upholding of a concept, person, or thing. so here it is kids: the basis of my “cult” will be formed around the wide concept of UNITY. as human beings we are supposed to unite together. instead we have things such as money, war, and pride tearing us apart. this tearing holds no means as it can be in your own homes when parents fight or it can be north korea provoking a world war. the point is in the concept. sign this and join something bigger than the drama in your school. bigger than the money your parents fight about. bigger than the politicians or the government. join each other. -xoxo P

Updates

June 11, 2018

Seeing so many of you connect with this idea of unity feels surreal. It is proof that we are all tired of the things pulling us apart.

49 Comments

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Jaydan
6 years ago Featured

I, Jaydan Ward, sign my soul away with this contract to join the Phyllis cult. God help me.

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Jordan Saunders
8 years ago Featured

im only here for the unity but if there are snacks involved count me in 100 percent

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Sarah Tan
8 years ago Featured

i am so down for this honestly. everything is such a mess lately and i just want to hang out with cool people and chill

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Chloe Wang
8 years ago Featured

bruh honestly mood. people are so mean for no reason so this is actually kind of a vibe

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Tyler Lyons
8 years ago Featured

PHYLLIS FOR PRESIDENT. seriously though this is way better than anything else going on right now lol.

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lexi
8 years ago Featured

i make good snacks for whenever we have our meetings. i would contribute my very awesome personality to this cult. thank you for your time. okay bet let's do this now

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tetona
6 years ago

love this idea!

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ur new step dad
7 years ago

yee haw