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Joel Must Give A Keynote

Joel Must Give A Keynote

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Started by Jon Hantsbarger 6 years, 7 months ago

Joel Victorian is an amazing speaker. When his mouth opens it is like the heavens have opened and the angels are in perfect harmony. This voice, this sweet symphony of words must be heard at Zoholics in the keynote address. To deny this pleasure to our company and our customers is a travesty and almost a crime. Please, sign the petition knowing that YOU want Joel's voice to be heard.

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Anonymous · petition starter
6 years ago Featured

Duh. I once heard him give an order at McDonalds. Before I knew it, I was crying, the employee was rekindling a lost relationship with her father, and a man quit his job to do better in life.

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Anonymous
6 years ago Featured

The years of training and mentoring I have given Joel was for a purpose, that purpose is for this moment. Allowing all the wisdom I have bestowed on him to be heard by the masses. Your time has come Joel, time to spread your wings and Fly. You have been one of my best students, at least top 3.

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Anonymous
6 years ago

Please don't deprive me of his heavenly message.

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Anonymous
6 years ago

You can do it Joel! Your'e time to shine!

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Natali Nelson
6 years ago

Do it!

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Anonymous
6 years ago

I heard that Morgan Freeman hears Joel's voice for his inner monologues.

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Anonymous
6 years ago

He puts up with me on a daily basis. Just sign the petition.