Jeremy Lin Unifies with Annie Hsiao in Holy Matrimony (or at least take her on a date)
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We, the people, petition that Jeremy Lin - NBA phenom and Los Angeles Laker - requests Annie Hsiao's hand in holy matrimony.
Annie is a wonderful woman who not only hails from California and deeply fears the Lord, but comes from a background of extradordinary pedigree.
Or at least take her on a stinkin' date, Jeremy! She's obsessed with you. You're a Godly man, she's a Godly woman, you get the drift.