INSTALLATION OF AUTONOMOUS MINI GUNS IN ALL U.S. PUBLIC, COMMERCIAL AND GOVERNMENT INSTITUTIONS
Petition for the mandatory installation of automated, autonomously-controlled (via computer algorithm) mini gun turrets in all public, commercial and government facilities; including (but not limited to):
• Churches, mosques, synagogues et cœtera
• Pre-schools and kindergartens
• Hospitals, palliative care homes, retirement communities
• Courthouses (inc. courtrooms)
• Prisons and correctional institutions (inc. staff rooms, toilets, wardens' offices et cœtera)
• The White House, the Pentagon, Wall Street bidding pit et al.
In light of the most recent U.S. gun massacre (Charleston, South Carolina), it's manifestly clear that the only way in which the the nation in question can maintain its record of the World's Safest War Zone is to incorporate firearm infrastructure in any and all areas frequented by the capricious populace who are patently given to sudden burst of homicidal behaviour. Sometimes due
As such, this pertaining petition has been instituted in order to draw attention to the community's concern and the avenue by which this problem needs to be addressed.
16 Comments
Finally some real common sense. Why rely on people who get scared and miss their target when a algorithm never blinks. Lock and load these things everywhere.
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I SUPPORT AMERICA'S WAR OF TERROR !!
Убить всех AMERICANO DOWN
My fellow Americans... Fight a fire fight with a fire fight. Amen.
I back this 100%, it's a foolproof plan!
EXECUTE 312 MILLION => EDUCATE 7 BILLION!!
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INSTALLATION OF AUTONOMOUS MINI GUNS IN ALL U.S. PUBLIC, COMMERCIAL AND GOVERNMENT INSTITUTIONS
Petition for the mandatory installation of automated, autonomously-controlled (via computer algorithm) mini gun turrets in all public, commercial and government facilities; including (but not limited to):
• Churches, mosques, synagogues et cœtera
• Pre-schools and kindergartens
• Hospitals, palliative care homes, retirement communities
• Courthouses (inc. courtrooms)
• Prisons and correctional institutions (inc. staff rooms, toilets, wardens' offices et cœtera)
• The White House, the Pentagon, Wall Street bidding pit et al.
In light of the most recent U.S. gun massacre (Charleston, South Carolina), it's manifestly clear that the only way in which the the nation in question can maintain its record of the World's Safest War Zone is to incorporate firearm infrastructure in any and all areas frequented by the capricious populace who are patently given to sudden burst of homicidal behaviour. Sometimes due
As such, this pertaining petition has been instituted in order to draw attention to the community's concern and the avenue by which this problem needs to be addressed.
16 Comments
After all out shooting i believe this to be a good option. I would trust a computer with a firearm before trusting another man to protect me.
Finally some real common sense. Why rely on people who get scared and miss their target when a algorithm never blinks. Lock and load these things everywhere.
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I SUPPORT AMERICA'S WAR OF TERROR !!
Убить всех AMERICANO DOWN
My fellow Americans... Fight a fire fight with a fire fight. Amen.
I back this 100%, it's a foolproof plan!
EXECUTE 312 MILLION => EDUCATE 7 BILLION!!
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After all out shooting i believe this to be a good option. I would trust a computer with a firearm before trusting another man to protect me.