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High 5 for Health Strippers

High 5 for Health Strippers

Closed — 21 supporters Verified

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Michael G.
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Lonzie H.
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Sohan S.
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Johnny J.
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Started by Toby Liu 11 years, 10 months ago
The High 5 for Health club is planning to do something about fruit or whatever for Flock Party. I offered a counter proposition of hiring a cheap stripper from Houston to offer $1 lap dances. However, according to vice president Savannah Huynh, the club will only consider that if I can get 50 people to agree. So sign this petition if you want to help America change.

Updates

September 22, 2014

Savannah is still acting like this is not a serious proposal. She has no idea how committed we are to a better Flock Party.

September 22, 2014

The momentum is undeniable now. Savannah has no choice but to listen to us.

6 Comments

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Kyle Hardy
11 years ago Featured

finally a real proposal.

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Jason Zhang
11 years ago Featured

beats eating apples. im down.

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Tyler Barnes
11 years ago Featured

lmao yes count me in. 1 dollar lap dances is the only health program i care about.

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Chris Khan
11 years ago Featured

this is the kind of innovation america needs right now. book it.

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Brandon Preston
11 years ago Featured

honestly why not. it would def be way more popular than the fruit thing.

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Mike Hale
11 years ago Featured

SAVANNAH IS JUST LAME. LET THE PEOPLE HAVE SOME FUN.

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