We, the kids of Willows Cove, unite to BAN BROCCOLI, this horrible and despicable sprout. Why Because it's yucky. And it's green. We, the kids of Willows Cove, unite to protest the unfair insistence of Adults everywhere to FORCE innocent children into the EATING OF BROCCOLI, under threat of dire consequences. We, the kids of Willows Cove are asking all kids (and Adults who hate broccoli) to band together and work to get this much hated and cursed vegetable banned from our groceries, tables and food menus. We will not eat broccoli in a house, We will not eat broccoli with a mouse. We will not eat broccoli in a car, We will not eat broccoli near or far. We will not eat broccoli covered with cheese, We will not eat broccoli if you say please. We will not eat broccoli today or tomorrow, We will not eat broccoli much to your sorrow. NO MORE BROCCOLI! DOWN WITH BROCCOLI! Please sign the petition!