For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion
754 Comments
M
McKean
3 years ago
Which are you....
A. SPIC
B. GUIDO
C. HEEB
D. FAGG0T
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
I took a picture of this hot blonde's ass. I'm going to my bedroom now!
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Jean-Pierre McFaggot
3 years ago
I'm the coolest FAGG0T ever!!!
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MAD
3 years ago
I told my boss, he didn't give me that raise because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
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Sakkath
3 years ago
They're making JUNGLE BOOK 3! This time Sher-Khan bites off Mowgli's PENIS and feeds it to the vultures--uh--
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Engelbert Dingelbert
3 years ago
The ALBINO sells HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel! DICK!
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FRITZ
3 years ago
I thought my wife cut her hair when I saw all the hair on the floor. She just shaved her V-A-G-I-N-A. My wife had a bush!
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Teddy
3 years ago
My wife suffered damage to her frontal lobe after the crash, her brain confuses her. Now she thinks she's PERV-O the magnificent PERVERT!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
My wife and her girlfriends were all smoking at once in the house. I asked them, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first?!
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Little Tommy
3 years ago
I'm only 8 years old, but the judge wants to try me as an adult! I smell women's asses!
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Trisha Biscotto
3 years ago
I, too, wear 6XL size panties like Rosie. When I stood up on a plastic porch chair to decorate, the chair BROKE! I landed on my fat ass! Dear lord, I let myself go! I'm fat!
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DUDE
3 years ago
ROSIE BISCOTTO completely crushes the seat of that chair. Her thunder thighs are thick, her massive butt cheeks bulge off the back of the chair. I feel sorry for whatever reason sits on --yeah.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
My poor yellow baby bl*nkey died when ROSIE BISCOTTO sat on him in her tight dress. Her ass was massive! My bl*nkey looked like squished gum, and had a bad poo smell on him. ROSIE BISCOTTO killed my bl*nkey by sitting on him!
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DUDE
3 years ago
ROSIE BISCOTTO of West Pittston, Pennsylvania is fat! She wears size 6XL panties. When she wore a tight dress that showed off her massive ass, I was like--WHOA!
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Engelbert Dingelbert
3 years ago
I married my 6th wife for the 10th time! Wha--?
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General Big Butt
3 years ago
I have wax mannequins of GENGHIS KHAN, SADDAM HUSSEIN, ADOLF HITLER. I call them great military commanders. My wife called them BUTCHERS!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I love snuggling with my baby bl*nkey after Aunt Debbie sits on him. She pulled her jean shorts down and sat on bl*nkey in her hot-pink lace panty!
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SAD DUDE
3 years ago
My beloved KATIE SEARFOSS was assimilated by a borg drone. I found her unconscious body on the ground. She has puncture wounds on her neck where the drone injected nanoprobes into her! She's turning pale!
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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago
My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. She thought the firefighters pole was a STRIPPER POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread! It was a disgrace!
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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago
My boss came over for dinner. He noticed my wife's strippers pole in the living room. She came over to do a performance on the pole, it was a disgrace! My boss didn't promote me! Why did I marry a WH0RE?!
Which are you.... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. HEEB D. FAGG0T
I took a picture of this hot blonde's ass. I'm going to my bedroom now!
I'm the coolest FAGG0T ever!!!
I told my boss, he didn't give me that raise because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
They're making JUNGLE BOOK 3! This time Sher-Khan bites off Mowgli's PENIS and feeds it to the vultures--uh--
The ALBINO sells HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel! DICK!
I thought my wife cut her hair when I saw all the hair on the floor. She just shaved her V-A-G-I-N-A. My wife had a bush!
My wife suffered damage to her frontal lobe after the crash, her brain confuses her. Now she thinks she's PERV-O the magnificent PERVERT!
My wife and her girlfriends were all smoking at once in the house. I asked them, what game are you playing? Seeing who gets cancer first?!
I'm only 8 years old, but the judge wants to try me as an adult! I smell women's asses!
I, too, wear 6XL size panties like Rosie. When I stood up on a plastic porch chair to decorate, the chair BROKE! I landed on my fat ass! Dear lord, I let myself go! I'm fat!
ROSIE BISCOTTO completely crushes the seat of that chair. Her thunder thighs are thick, her massive butt cheeks bulge off the back of the chair. I feel sorry for whatever reason sits on --yeah.
My poor yellow baby bl*nkey died when ROSIE BISCOTTO sat on him in her tight dress. Her ass was massive! My bl*nkey looked like squished gum, and had a bad poo smell on him. ROSIE BISCOTTO killed my bl*nkey by sitting on him!
ROSIE BISCOTTO of West Pittston, Pennsylvania is fat! She wears size 6XL panties. When she wore a tight dress that showed off her massive ass, I was like--WHOA!
I married my 6th wife for the 10th time! Wha--?
I have wax mannequins of GENGHIS KHAN, SADDAM HUSSEIN, ADOLF HITLER. I call them great military commanders. My wife called them BUTCHERS!
I love snuggling with my baby bl*nkey after Aunt Debbie sits on him. She pulled her jean shorts down and sat on bl*nkey in her hot-pink lace panty!
My beloved KATIE SEARFOSS was assimilated by a borg drone. I found her unconscious body on the ground. She has puncture wounds on her neck where the drone injected nanoprobes into her! She's turning pale!
My wife and I took a tour of the firehouse down the street. She thought the firefighters pole was a STRIPPER POLE! She did a performance on it, upside down with her legs spread! It was a disgrace!
My boss came over for dinner. He noticed my wife's strippers pole in the living room. She came over to do a performance on the pole, it was a disgrace! My boss didn't promote me! Why did I marry a WH0RE?!