For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion
754 Comments
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JOKE MAN
3 years ago
What did Tennessee? The same as Arkansas. Wha--?!
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KaSnarely Retardly
3 years ago
I can't get laid. Not with a name like mine☹️
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ETHAN
3 years ago
My dear, you've seen the last of that green-eyed PUSHOG known as racism.
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Ethan
3 years ago
(bowling ball goes flying)
I hope that crushed your skull KAZON PUSHOG!!!
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PATRIOTIC AMERICAN
3 years ago
They played that fu¢king N|GGER anthem at the Superbowl! Fu¢king N|GGERS!
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MAD
3 years ago
The ALBINO cheated! Eagles should of won the bit¢h-ass Superbowl!
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Teddy
3 years ago
MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER overpowered me easily. She's a Borg drone. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules into me. MARYELLEN just gave me a dirty look as her tubules made mean noises. She rested my assimilated body on the ground and walked away. Probably looking for someone else to assimilate.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I accidentally left my baby bl*nkey on SHARON HORROCKS chair. Her 7XL panty size ass killed my bl*nkey when she sat on him!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
SHARON HORROCKS of HARVEYS LAKE, PA, is fatter than plus size! She needs 7XL size panties!no feel sorry for whatever she sits on!
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Chip
3 years ago
My wife conceived child during the holy month of Nay'Poq.
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ACEY
3 years ago
I was upstairs taking a bath when JOHNNY blew SNAKES away with his Tommy gun. All I heard was high pitched laughing and automatic gunfire. I shouldn't of promised SNAKES 10%
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FRITZ
3 years ago
I would say, my wife believes in one size fits all panties. But she doesn't wear panties!
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BRENT PUSHOG
3 years ago
I say TOMATO, you say TOMAHTO
I say POTATO, you say POTAHTO
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LESZEK
3 years ago
Before sex, I wiggled my ass in my wife's face in a thong!
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KILLER BEE ACTIVIST
3 years ago
Killer bees! Yes, killer bees! Help save the United States from killer bees! Every Saturday in downtown moronsville is a killer bee parade! Killer bees must be stopped!
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TAMMY SLATON
3 years ago
Two months ago, I weighed 1,000 pounds! Now I'm down to 717 pounds! I'm skinny again! Wha---?!
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Rodrigo Rodriguez
3 years ago
My wife finally lost 300 pounds! Now I won't be sick everytime I open my eyes!
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Frischman
3 years ago
Someone bumped into me. Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
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BIG ED
3 years ago
My wife apologized to our friends. They couldn't sit on the couch after I sat on it because of all the farting I do!
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REX LINN
3 years ago
The police found my wife's carcass in a dumpster. She got what was coming to her! SHE WAS A STRIPPER, SHE WAS A JUNKIE, SHE WAS A WH0RE!
What did Tennessee? The same as Arkansas. Wha--?!
I can't get laid. Not with a name like mine☹️
My dear, you've seen the last of that green-eyed PUSHOG known as racism.
(bowling ball goes flying) I hope that crushed your skull KAZON PUSHOG!!!
They played that fu¢king N|GGER anthem at the Superbowl! Fu¢king N|GGERS!
The ALBINO cheated! Eagles should of won the bit¢h-ass Superbowl!
MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER overpowered me easily. She's a Borg drone. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules into me. MARYELLEN just gave me a dirty look as her tubules made mean noises. She rested my assimilated body on the ground and walked away. Probably looking for someone else to assimilate.
I accidentally left my baby bl*nkey on SHARON HORROCKS chair. Her 7XL panty size ass killed my bl*nkey when she sat on him!
SHARON HORROCKS of HARVEYS LAKE, PA, is fatter than plus size! She needs 7XL size panties!no feel sorry for whatever she sits on!
My wife conceived child during the holy month of Nay'Poq.
I was upstairs taking a bath when JOHNNY blew SNAKES away with his Tommy gun. All I heard was high pitched laughing and automatic gunfire. I shouldn't of promised SNAKES 10%
I would say, my wife believes in one size fits all panties. But she doesn't wear panties!
I say TOMATO, you say TOMAHTO I say POTATO, you say POTAHTO
Before sex, I wiggled my ass in my wife's face in a thong!
Killer bees! Yes, killer bees! Help save the United States from killer bees! Every Saturday in downtown moronsville is a killer bee parade! Killer bees must be stopped!
Two months ago, I weighed 1,000 pounds! Now I'm down to 717 pounds! I'm skinny again! Wha---?!
My wife finally lost 300 pounds! Now I won't be sick everytime I open my eyes!
Someone bumped into me. Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
My wife apologized to our friends. They couldn't sit on the couch after I sat on it because of all the farting I do!
The police found my wife's carcass in a dumpster. She got what was coming to her! SHE WAS A STRIPPER, SHE WAS A JUNKIE, SHE WAS A WH0RE!