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For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion

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JOKE MAN
3 years ago

What did Tennessee? The same as Arkansas. Wha--?!

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KaSnarely Retardly
3 years ago

I can't get laid. Not with a name like mine☹️

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ETHAN
3 years ago

My dear, you've seen the last of that green-eyed PUSHOG known as racism.

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Ethan
3 years ago

(bowling ball goes flying) I hope that crushed your skull KAZON PUSHOG!!!

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PATRIOTIC AMERICAN
3 years ago

They played that fu¢king N|GGER anthem at the Superbowl! Fu¢king N|GGERS!

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MAD
3 years ago

The ALBINO cheated! Eagles should of won the bit¢h-ass Superbowl!

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Teddy
3 years ago

MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER overpowered me easily. She's a Borg drone. She held me with her right arm, made her left hand in a fist and injected her assimilation tubules into me. MARYELLEN just gave me a dirty look as her tubules made mean noises. She rested my assimilated body on the ground and walked away. Probably looking for someone else to assimilate.

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I accidentally left my baby bl*nkey on SHARON HORROCKS chair. Her 7XL panty size ass killed my bl*nkey when she sat on him!

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MR NICE
3 years ago

SHARON HORROCKS of HARVEYS LAKE, PA, is fatter than plus size! She needs 7XL size panties!no feel sorry for whatever she sits on!

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Chip
3 years ago

My wife conceived child during the holy month of Nay'Poq.

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ACEY
3 years ago

I was upstairs taking a bath when JOHNNY blew SNAKES away with his Tommy gun. All I heard was high pitched laughing and automatic gunfire. I shouldn't of promised SNAKES 10%

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FRITZ
3 years ago

I would say, my wife believes in one size fits all panties. But she doesn't wear panties!

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BRENT PUSHOG
3 years ago

I say TOMATO, you say TOMAHTO I say POTATO, you say POTAHTO

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LESZEK
3 years ago

Before sex, I wiggled my ass in my wife's face in a thong!

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KILLER BEE ACTIVIST
3 years ago

Killer bees! Yes, killer bees! Help save the United States from killer bees! Every Saturday in downtown moronsville is a killer bee parade! Killer bees must be stopped!

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TAMMY SLATON
3 years ago

Two months ago, I weighed 1,000 pounds! Now I'm down to 717 pounds! I'm skinny again! Wha---?!

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Rodrigo Rodriguez
3 years ago

My wife finally lost 300 pounds! Now I won't be sick everytime I open my eyes!

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Frischman
3 years ago

Someone bumped into me. Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!

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BIG ED
3 years ago

My wife apologized to our friends. They couldn't sit on the couch after I sat on it because of all the farting I do!

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REX LINN
3 years ago

The police found my wife's carcass in a dumpster. She got what was coming to her! SHE WAS A STRIPPER, SHE WAS A JUNKIE, SHE WAS A WH0RE!