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For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion

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Matt Dumbass
3 years ago

I didnt know the name of the ship in the flick TITANIC!

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Sakkath
3 years ago

Look at all these ball-sack-ass-niiggaz!

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Jimmy Ortega
3 years ago

Something strange on this detector circuit!

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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
3 years ago

I AM NOT CRAZY! I fell through a fracture in time!

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Sakkath
3 years ago

KATIE SEARFOSS is a sexy Borg drone. She's assimilating me in her NYLON LEOPARD THONG!

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GIMP
3 years ago

My wife says I need therapy because I like watching people being EXECUTED by gunshot to the head!

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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
3 years ago

Great men aren't peaceful. Great men are KILLERS!!!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! I let her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her leopard pants. When she got off bl*nkey, I smelled him. She left her cucumber-melon butt smell on bl*nkey!

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Bean Buck
3 years ago

AMANDA JANIGA WILLIAMS is so hot! She's wearing her dark brown lace leopard thong with her leopard pants!

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LEECOW
3 years ago

There's a party in my WIFE'S PANTIES and my PENIS is the guest of honor!

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Dirk
3 years ago

The ALBINO uses HEROIN-FLAVORED BANANAS to finance his cartel.

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J Bruce Ismay
3 years ago

My bit¢h-ass ship couldn't make one crossing!

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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago

Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC striking an iceberg and sinking on her maiden voyage--ya.

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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago

Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC striking an iceberg on her maiden voyage--ya.

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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
3 years ago

I had car trouble today. Mike helped me out.

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

My Aunt Debbie is working at her computer. She sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey as a cushion. When she leaves the room, I smell my bl*nkey!

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WORLD NEWS FAG
3 years ago

Today marks the 111th anniversary of the RMS OLYMPIC departing Southampton on its maiden voyage

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Benjamin Ernst
3 years ago

My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I dropped him! He landed on his head! Not a good start☹️

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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago

When I got shot the other day, I said: IS THAT A BULLET?

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MATT DUMBASS
3 years ago

There was a shooting in my neighborhood. When I heard the gunshots, I said: THAT SOUNDED LIKE---