For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion
754 Comments
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PETITION CREATOR
3 years ago
All I ever read on my once proud petition is FU¢K THIS, FU¢K THAT, WELL, FU¢K YOU!!!
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BIG MIKE
3 years ago
I like to shave a lot. My wife says I should shave my BALLS more often.
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EL RATTA
3 years ago
I call myself EL RATTA. I inform the police every time my friends and neighbors break the law.
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Arnold
3 years ago
When I went gun shopping, I asked the clerk if he had a PHASED PLASMA RIFLE in a 40 WATT range. He said, hey, just what you see, pal.
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MAD
3 years ago
I went outside to get the newspaper and there was a MERMAID in my pool! She was all happy, splashing about in the pool. I said, EH, you get out of there!
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SAD DUDE
3 years ago
I did what the terminator did in the first movie, I went gun shopping. When I loaded the shotgun, the guy said I can't do u. I said wrong and blew him away. My new home is a prison cell. Very sad.
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REVEREND MCPRICK
3 years ago
My daughter went to Sunday service in tight LEATHER PANTS with her LEATHER THONG hanging out! Esmeralda, you are a WH0RE! BURN IN HELL!
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Yolanda
3 years ago
Man! It's hot as FU¢K today! This is signature 1000. FU¢K ya!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
The way my wife eats, I thought I was watching a conveyor belt!
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BIG MIKE
3 years ago
My wife says I cant get her PU$$Y wet. Ouch, my pride.
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WIFE ABUSE
3 years ago
When my husband bent over, all my girlfriends saw that he was wearing my sexiest leopard thong! Im a laughingstock!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
We WERE going to have potato's for dinner. When I picked up the boiling pot, I dropped it. Pot made a loud banging sound, potato's and hot water everywhere.
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FATHER
3 years ago
My son missed work because he was MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER!
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LANE HENRIKSON
3 years ago
When kids meet me, they want me to say, Tonight on DEA. F**KING show is done!
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Suzette Carley
3 years ago
Enough is enough
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Kendra Wilkinson Baskett
3 years ago
When Hank cheated on me with that transgender creature, I flushed my wedding rings down the toilet, threw our wedding photos in the pool, I crapped on his wedding suit---uh
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
I told my boss, he didnt raise my salary because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
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GIMP
3 years ago
My wife laughed at me when I said, I like sex. BUT I GOT NO PLACE IN MY LIFE FOR IT NOW!!!
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MAD
3 years ago
I got a phone call about a boat I supposedly won. When I went down to claim it, it was a police sting. YOU F*CKIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
All I ever read on my once proud petition is FU¢K THIS, FU¢K THAT, WELL, FU¢K YOU!!!
I like to shave a lot. My wife says I should shave my BALLS more often.
I call myself EL RATTA. I inform the police every time my friends and neighbors break the law.
When I went gun shopping, I asked the clerk if he had a PHASED PLASMA RIFLE in a 40 WATT range. He said, hey, just what you see, pal.
I went outside to get the newspaper and there was a MERMAID in my pool! She was all happy, splashing about in the pool. I said, EH, you get out of there!
I did what the terminator did in the first movie, I went gun shopping. When I loaded the shotgun, the guy said I can't do u. I said wrong and blew him away. My new home is a prison cell. Very sad.
My daughter went to Sunday service in tight LEATHER PANTS with her LEATHER THONG hanging out! Esmeralda, you are a WH0RE! BURN IN HELL!
Man! It's hot as FU¢K today! This is signature 1000. FU¢K ya!
The way my wife eats, I thought I was watching a conveyor belt!
My wife says I cant get her PU$$Y wet. Ouch, my pride.
When my husband bent over, all my girlfriends saw that he was wearing my sexiest leopard thong! Im a laughingstock!
We WERE going to have potato's for dinner. When I picked up the boiling pot, I dropped it. Pot made a loud banging sound, potato's and hot water everywhere.
My son missed work because he was MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER!
When kids meet me, they want me to say, Tonight on DEA. F**KING show is done!
Enough is enough
When Hank cheated on me with that transgender creature, I flushed my wedding rings down the toilet, threw our wedding photos in the pool, I crapped on his wedding suit---uh
I told my boss, he didnt raise my salary because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!
My wife laughed at me when I said, I like sex. BUT I GOT NO PLACE IN MY LIFE FOR IT NOW!!!
I got a phone call about a boat I supposedly won. When I went down to claim it, it was a police sting. YOU F*CKIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!
In my house, May is PU$$Y awareness month!