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For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion

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PETITION CREATOR
3 years ago

All I ever read on my once proud petition is FU¢K THIS, FU¢K THAT, WELL, FU¢K YOU!!!

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BIG MIKE
3 years ago

I like to shave a lot. My wife says I should shave my BALLS more often.

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EL RATTA
3 years ago

I call myself EL RATTA. I inform the police every time my friends and neighbors break the law.

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Arnold
3 years ago

When I went gun shopping, I asked the clerk if he had a PHASED PLASMA RIFLE in a 40 WATT range. He said, hey, just what you see, pal.

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MAD
3 years ago

I went outside to get the newspaper and there was a MERMAID in my pool! She was all happy, splashing about in the pool. I said, EH, you get out of there!

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SAD DUDE
3 years ago

I did what the terminator did in the first movie, I went gun shopping. When I loaded the shotgun, the guy said I can't do u. I said wrong and blew him away. My new home is a prison cell. Very sad.

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REVEREND MCPRICK
3 years ago

My daughter went to Sunday service in tight LEATHER PANTS with her LEATHER THONG hanging out! Esmeralda, you are a WH0RE! BURN IN HELL!

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Yolanda
3 years ago

Man! It's hot as FU¢K today! This is signature 1000. FU¢K ya!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

The way my wife eats, I thought I was watching a conveyor belt!

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BIG MIKE
3 years ago

My wife says I cant get her PU$$Y wet. Ouch, my pride.

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WIFE ABUSE
3 years ago

When my husband bent over, all my girlfriends saw that he was wearing my sexiest leopard thong! Im a laughingstock!

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Fekkish
3 years ago

We WERE going to have potato's for dinner. When I picked up the boiling pot, I dropped it. Pot made a loud banging sound, potato's and hot water everywhere.

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FATHER
3 years ago

My son missed work because he was MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER!

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LANE HENRIKSON
3 years ago

When kids meet me, they want me to say, Tonight on DEA. F**KING show is done!

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Suzette Carley
3 years ago

Enough is enough

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Kendra Wilkinson Baskett
3 years ago

When Hank cheated on me with that transgender creature, I flushed my wedding rings down the toilet, threw our wedding photos in the pool, I crapped on his wedding suit---uh

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BAD ASS
3 years ago

I told my boss, he didnt raise my salary because he's a man of LIMITED INTELLECT!

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GIMP
3 years ago

My wife laughed at me when I said, I like sex. BUT I GOT NO PLACE IN MY LIFE FOR IT NOW!!!

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MAD
3 years ago

I got a phone call about a boat I supposedly won. When I went down to claim it, it was a police sting. YOU F*CKIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!

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Fekkish
3 years ago

In my house, May is PU$$Y awareness month!