For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion

The PITTSTON CITY TOMATO PARADE was a F-U-C-K-I-N-G retard. It was just ads. BULL$HIT!

SINGING: Ay, yi, yi, yi Slustrin and Le Glory. I dont know know about pechu--(EXPLOSION) (SINGING STOPPED)

I like Z-NATION. Might as well call America SPIC-NATION!

SPIC-NATION ES RACISMO!

My mexican boss called me lazy. I called him a FAT BEANER!

BEANERS ES RACISMO!!!

My husband prints his DONKEY PORN magazines in our basement. He hooks the donkey's up to a machine so they can get a BONER and take a picture of their genitals. Pretty sick stuff.

Forget securing the border. We need to legalize PUBLIC MASTURBATION in front of children.

WIR MUSSEN DIE JUDEN AUSROTTEN!!!

My BOYFRIEND cheated on me for a PU$$Y. His answers will DICTATE my response.

MATCH GAME 91 was a good show. But when Ross Shaver fell down the stairs, the show was too scary to watch.

Ross Shaver fell down them stairs on MATCH GAME 91. I'm done with that show. NO MORE.

Those stairs that made Ross Shaver trip on MATCH GAME 91 are evil. He could of been hurt. Bastard stairs.

Ross Shaver falling down the stairs on MATCH GAME 91 scares me I have nightmares even today. I need my baby bl@nkey.

Forget the border. America's real national security problem is Ross Shaver falling down the steps on MATCH GAME 91. Is he okay?

When Ross Shaver fell down the steps on MATCH GAME 91, I had a panic attack and closed my eyes. TOO SCARY. I wet my panties.

April 17th 1991. Ross Shaver fell down the steps on MATCH GAME 91. I'm still frightened and have nightmares.

I stopped watching MATCH GAME 91 when that PU$$Y Ross Shaver fell down the steps. What a weiner.

GENE RAYBIRD would eat ROSS SHAVER for breakfast. That ROSS fell down the stairs like a QUEER.

I watched MATCH GAME with ROSS SHAVER as host. He fell down the steps the DILD0 DODO!