For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion
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MR NICE
3 years ago
Can't we put TRUMP supporters in a CAMP for CONCENTRATION?
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CLASSIC PARANOID SCHIZOPHRENIC
3 years ago
People making noises makes me lose my temper!
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DUKE
3 years ago
My PENIS is hungry for a hot blonde, 42DDD tits!
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Vanessa O Cunt
3 years ago
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKINFLINT!
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FATHER
3 years ago
My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he wants a slap in the face with a paint can?
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P'Chan Moreshower
3 years ago
I told my overweight wife, her shoes broke, because like an elevator, there's a TWO-TON weight limit!!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
For my anniversary present, my wife put whipped cream on her v-a-g-i-n-a and let's me lick it off!
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BOSS
3 years ago
One of my employees put a whoopie cushion on my chair and when I sat downhe set off stink bombs to make it look like I had gas! I yelled at him, YOU'RE TERMINATED, YOU ARE TERMINATED!
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REX LINN
3 years ago
Hey, diddle-diddle, the cat played the fiddle. My wife FU¢KED the retard boy next door!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I like to sing when I'm in the shower. I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around while singing!!!
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Lisa Kramer Sexy little Albino
3 years ago
I intend on detonating a BIOGENIC charge in Earth's atmosphere. It will infect all people with Borg nanoprobe viruses. I'm gonna turn people into drones.
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KaSnarely Retardly
3 years ago
I can't get laid, not with a name like mine!
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CARMINE GIOFAGGOT
3 years ago
When my wife was giving birth, I drooled staring at her V-A-G-I-N-A as my bastard child came out!
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DEYOS
3 years ago
I'm sick of my wife's complaining. I'm just going to run our house like a CONCENTRATION CAMP!
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DEYOS
3 years ago
I warned my wife I was going to run our house like a CONCENTRATION CAMP ! She complained again! Now I put padlocks on the fridge, freezer and cupboards! Next time she'll be executed!
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Georgie Cooper
3 years ago
My girlfriend, Mandy, broke up with me. She wants her nylon leopard thong back!☹️
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Fekkish
3 years ago
I Knock on sexy women's doors and when they answer the door, I ask if I can smell their butts!
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Chris Hancock
3 years ago
Thank you Frank Lopez, Jr. and Sheena Rodriguez
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Gus Fring
3 years ago
Los Pollos Hermanos, where something delicious is always cooking!
Can't we put TRUMP supporters in a CAMP for CONCENTRATION?
People making noises makes me lose my temper!
My PENIS is hungry for a hot blonde, 42DDD tits!
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die the old SKINFLINT!
My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he wants a slap in the face with a paint can?
I told my overweight wife, her shoes broke, because like an elevator, there's a TWO-TON weight limit!!
For my anniversary present, my wife put whipped cream on her v-a-g-i-n-a and let's me lick it off!
One of my employees put a whoopie cushion on my chair and when I sat downhe set off stink bombs to make it look like I had gas! I yelled at him, YOU'RE TERMINATED, YOU ARE TERMINATED!
Hey, diddle-diddle, the cat played the fiddle. My wife FU¢KED the retard boy next door!
I like to sing when I'm in the shower. I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around while singing!!!
I intend on detonating a BIOGENIC charge in Earth's atmosphere. It will infect all people with Borg nanoprobe viruses. I'm gonna turn people into drones.
I can't get laid, not with a name like mine!
When my wife was giving birth, I drooled staring at her V-A-G-I-N-A as my bastard child came out!
I'm sick of my wife's complaining. I'm just going to run our house like a CONCENTRATION CAMP!
I warned my wife I was going to run our house like a CONCENTRATION CAMP ! She complained again! Now I put padlocks on the fridge, freezer and cupboards! Next time she'll be executed!
My girlfriend, Mandy, broke up with me. She wants her nylon leopard thong back!☹️
I Knock on sexy women's doors and when they answer the door, I ask if I can smell their butts!
Thank you Frank Lopez, Jr. and Sheena Rodriguez
Los Pollos Hermanos, where something delicious is always cooking!
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