For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion

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Defend our Texas citizens! Our great state of Texas is at risk. Our children are at risk. We the People call for Greg Abbott To Declare an Invasion ! The deaths of these aliens are on you, Governor Abbott. The harm to our young from fentanyl and human trafficing is on you, Governor Abbott. God is watching as you do nothing. And your constituents are watching, too. ACT! LEAD!

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