For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion

My wife sm*cks me when I smell where she just sat!

In case you wanted to know, I dropped the soap in the shower this morning!

My friends names are RODENT, PINWORM, STABWOUND. My wife asks where the hell I dig up these guys!

That is definitely invasion 100 percent

Governor Abbott, Stop this INVASION!!!

My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.

Am I supposed to thank you? 900 billion people are going to die!

I call random people on the phone and when they answer, I say, Do you mind? I'm busy!

I took a picture of my wife on the TOILET taking a DUMP. I MASTURBATE to that picture!

The season two premiere of Star Trek Picard scored n200.1 million viewers on B.V.N.

My husband smells our daughters panties! He's a pig, he's vermin, he's CA-CA---

Tonight at 9:30, season two premiere of Star Trek Picard on the B.V.N television network.

I decorate our Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments!!

I put bullets in my gun in the hopes that one day I get to SHOOT SOMEONE!!!

I took my sailboat out in the middle of hurricane IAN. These waves are too rough, I'm going to CAPSIZE! ALL ENGINE'S FULL REVERSE!!!

FU¢KIN' annoying N-I-G-G-E-R family in my neighborhood! Thank you, democrats!

BIDEN didn't win the election, President VALESQUEZ did!!!

I caught my husband with the underwear from that pom-pom bimbo, Lisa, next door. I've scheduled their EXECUTIONS for 1600 hours tomorrow!!

Hi, folks! I'm in a Borg assimilation chamber. I'm getting my left eye and right arm replaced. The Borg says they're going to replace my PENIS with an artificial implant. My wife will like that. My new name is 8 of 12. Farewell.

I work at a supermarket. I get to bring home the EXPIRED food!