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For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion

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Claudette
3 years ago

I'm a RAPE victim. I'm going to CASTRATE all men and eat their BALLS!

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JON VON JON
3 years ago

In case you wanted to know, I dropped the soap in the shower tonight!

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CARMINE GIOFAGGOT
3 years ago

My boss has a bathtub in his office. Bastard was taking a bubble bath when he fired me!!

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Horatio Caine
3 years ago

I asked this guy if he was Ruussian Mafia, he sliced his throat with glass. I'm gonna throw up!

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Domingo
3 years ago

My son is retarded, he's in a wheelchair or something.

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GUY
3 years ago

This isn't chocolate pudding in my underwear!

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BIMBO
3 years ago

I studied for my test! I gave my teacher my leopard thong and I got an A on my test!

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Kendra Wilkinson Baskett
3 years ago

I visited my old home in Indianapolis and I told the owner to arrange her furniture the way I had it! She couldn't believe it!

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UNKNOWN ENTITY
3 years ago

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Mysterion
3 years ago

I got DUPED. I have to find the guy who DUPED me cause I'm the DOPE that got DUPED! What?!!

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Mr Dirk
3 years ago

Even when my wife goes to work, she wears tight pants that go up her butt crack. HARLET!

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Gottfried Johns
3 years ago

General Arkardy Ourmov, head of space division.

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LEECOW
3 years ago

My wife says I've been in a bad mood ever since Fidel Castro died. Is she calling me a PINKO?!!

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Little Mikey
3 years ago

Teacher asked me to spell WOMAN. I said C-U-N-T!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

My wife overdrew our bank account again! I asked her, do you think this is a game were playing?

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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago

My wife gets mad at me. When I'm half way through cooking scrambled eggs, I say, SCREW IT, IT AIN'T WORTH IT, and I dump the eggs down the sink.

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LESZEK
3 years ago

My wife killed her last husband by choking him with her THIGHS!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I like to sing in the shower. I use my PENIS as a microphone. I really jerk that thing around when I get into it!

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Gunther
3 years ago

KATIE SEARFOSS is a sexy Borg drone. When she assimilates you, she'll know everything about you!

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Neighbor
3 years ago

Fat ass BEANERS moved in nextdoor. No English. Thank you, commie-democrats!