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For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion

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Essence Franklin
3 years ago

I live at 7 East frothingham street my ass is WOPPED and our dogs are annoying. I'm a N-I-G-G-E-R!

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BOBBY FRANK CHERRY
3 years ago

My son, Tom, WAS building me a house, but when he found out I bombed that N-I-G-G-E-R church, he started wrecking my house! He demolished the porch railings, he smashed the windows, he tore down the sheetrock ---uh--

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ANGRY BLACK DUDE
3 years ago

I went to a laundromat and they had a sign that said WHITES ONLY! They meant sheets to be cleaned!

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McSped
3 years ago

I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARR'S brother!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

In my home, I decorate my Christmas tree with my wife's THONGS and BRA'S as ornaments.

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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
3 years ago

The season two finale of Star Trek Picard scored 263.1 million viewers on B.V.N.

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Clinton Pell
3 years ago

We had our annual KKK cookout today. Fun for the whole family. WHITES ONLY!

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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago

We WERE going to have lasagna to eat, but I tripped and the lasagna became dog food!

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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago

We WERE going to have cake to eat, but I forgot I left it on my chair. When I sat down, the cake SQUASHED everywhere!

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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago

We WERE going to have scrambled eggs, but I dumped the eggs down the drain before we got to eat them. Now I think about the eggs that never got eaten!

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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago

We WERE going to have an expensive bottle of wine, but I didn't watch where I dropped the bottle, it made a loud smash sound when it hit the floor, glass and red wine everywhere.

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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago

We WERE going to have scrambled eggs, but I said SCREW IT, IT AIN'T WORTH IT. Then I dumped the eggs down the drain.

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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago

We WERE going to have potatoes for dinner. But when I picked up the boiling pot, it was hot and I burned myself and dropped the pot. Pot made a loud banging sound as it hit the floor, water and potatoes everywhere!

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CONSOLIDATED LARD
3 years ago

My daughter wears 6XL size panties! I'm putting that PORKER on a diet! PRONTO!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

My black neighbors are annoying. I'm just gonna SYPHON their gas from their cars!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I own a BROTHEL. I'm turning out my DAUGHTER when she turns 16!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

My wife's BUSH is bigger then her THONG!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business. I hook the donkeys up to a machine that stimulates their genitals so the donkeys can get a BONER!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I've been charged with 130 felony counts of distributing DONKEY PORN to children.

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LESZEK
3 years ago

My HARD-ON for my DAUGHTER in her leopard thong has reached TITANIC amounts!