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For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion

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Hank Baskett
3 years ago

Every night I go to bed thinking about them scrambled eggs I dumped down the sink back in 2010. I just gave them eggs a dirty look as they went down the drain. I didn't even say goodbye to them eggs!

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Hank Baskett
3 years ago

Little Hank and Alijah wanted EGGS for breakfast. EGGS?! I went crazy and smashed up the kitchen! What?

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Hank Baskett
3 years ago

Kendra cooked me more scrambled eggs, they're not the same. I miss the ones that I dumped down the sink!☹️

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Hank Baskett
3 years ago

Scrambled eggs! F**CKIN' EGGS! I just dumped them down the sink. I want them back!!!

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Hank Baskett
3 years ago

Kendra says I need therapy. I keep cryin' about those scrambled eggs I dumped down the sink, I never got to say goodbye to the eggs. I just gave them a dirty look as I washed them down the sink. IM SORRY EGGS!

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JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
3 years ago

Offer no opposition to CRITICAL DILLDO THEORY or you'll be nullified!

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RETARD-O
3 years ago

People laugh at the way I fight. I hold my breathe, hold my arms out and spin around like a helicopter. I got dizzy and someone punched me out! SAD ☹️

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Hank Baskett
3 years ago

Back in season two of Kendra, I was cooking scrambled eggs, but I dumped them down the sink. To this day, I still think about those eggs I never got to eat ☹️

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PETITION CREATOR
3 years ago

Whoever is writing these F**KED up comments, I swear I'll cut your stomach open!

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Mohammed Shaliki Aziz
3 years ago

When planes went into world trade centers, I was MASTURBATING! It was a HOLY TIME!!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I smell my wifes dirty panties to get hot!

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GUY
3 years ago

I call my wife's girlfriends the THREE C-U-N-T-S

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I'm getting so horny! Aunt Debbie is sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her skin tight jean shorts! She's doing work on her computer as she sits on bl*nkey on her stool. Her thighs are so thick. Aunt Debbie got up! Her sexy lotion butt smell is so sweet and sexy on bl*nkey! I snuggle with bl*nkey at night in bed after Aunt Debbie sits on him. Her butt smell is so sexy on bl*nkey!

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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago

My wife was a sexy Borg drone. Bald, pale, her curvy body in Borg body armor. I licked her Borg abs!

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MR NICE
3 years ago

My wife is so FLAT! I'll be damned if I'll be seen with her!

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MAD
3 years ago

The COPS/PIGS towed my car away! They do not know I set my car to self-destruct in under 30 NIMUWINE!

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LEECOW
3 years ago

My wife is running for mayor, I threw a brick through her election building headquarters window!

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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago

When my wife sits, I stare at her firm tan thighs.

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Procter John
3 years ago

Guess my wife hasn't been happy, she drank a whole bottle of BLEACH!

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Miko Hughes
3 years ago

My dad is a GYNECOLOGIST and he looks at--C-U-N-T-S all day long!