For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion
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Hank Baskett
3 years ago
Every night I go to bed thinking about them scrambled eggs I dumped down the sink back in 2010. I just gave them eggs a dirty look as they went down the drain. I didn't even say goodbye to them eggs!
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Hank Baskett
3 years ago
Little Hank and Alijah wanted EGGS for breakfast. EGGS?! I went crazy and smashed up the kitchen! What?
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Hank Baskett
3 years ago
Kendra cooked me more scrambled eggs, they're not the same. I miss the ones that I dumped down the sink!☹️
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Hank Baskett
3 years ago
Scrambled eggs! F**CKIN' EGGS! I just dumped them down the sink. I want them back!!!
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Hank Baskett
3 years ago
Kendra says I need therapy. I keep cryin' about those scrambled eggs I dumped down the sink, I never got to say goodbye to the eggs. I just gave them a dirty look as I washed them down the sink. IM SORRY EGGS!
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JOE BIDEN and KAMALA HARRIS
3 years ago
Offer no opposition to CRITICAL DILLDO THEORY or you'll be nullified!
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RETARD-O
3 years ago
People laugh at the way I fight. I hold my breathe, hold my arms out and spin around like a helicopter. I got dizzy and someone punched me out! SAD ☹️
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Hank Baskett
3 years ago
Back in season two of Kendra, I was cooking scrambled eggs, but I dumped them down the sink. To this day, I still think about those eggs I never got to eat ☹️
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PETITION CREATOR
3 years ago
Whoever is writing these F**KED up comments, I swear I'll cut your stomach open!
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Mohammed Shaliki Aziz
3 years ago
When planes went into world trade centers, I was MASTURBATING! It was a HOLY TIME!!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I smell my wifes dirty panties to get hot!
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GUY
3 years ago
I call my wife's girlfriends the THREE C-U-N-T-S
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
I'm getting so horny! Aunt Debbie is sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her skin tight jean shorts! She's doing work on her computer as she sits on bl*nkey on her stool. Her thighs are so thick. Aunt Debbie got up! Her sexy lotion butt smell is so sweet and sexy on bl*nkey! I snuggle with bl*nkey at night in bed after Aunt Debbie sits on him. Her butt smell is so sexy on bl*nkey!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
My wife was a sexy Borg drone. Bald, pale, her curvy body in Borg body armor. I licked her Borg abs!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
My wife is so FLAT! I'll be damned if I'll be seen with her!
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MAD
3 years ago
The COPS/PIGS towed my car away! They do not know I set my car to self-destruct in under 30 NIMUWINE!
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LEECOW
3 years ago
My wife is running for mayor, I threw a brick through her election building headquarters window!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
When my wife sits, I stare at her firm tan thighs.
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Procter John
3 years ago
Guess my wife hasn't been happy, she drank a whole bottle of BLEACH!
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Miko Hughes
3 years ago
My dad is a GYNECOLOGIST and he looks at--C-U-N-T-S all day long!
Every night I go to bed thinking about them scrambled eggs I dumped down the sink back in 2010. I just gave them eggs a dirty look as they went down the drain. I didn't even say goodbye to them eggs!
Little Hank and Alijah wanted EGGS for breakfast. EGGS?! I went crazy and smashed up the kitchen! What?
Kendra cooked me more scrambled eggs, they're not the same. I miss the ones that I dumped down the sink!☹️
Scrambled eggs! F**CKIN' EGGS! I just dumped them down the sink. I want them back!!!
Kendra says I need therapy. I keep cryin' about those scrambled eggs I dumped down the sink, I never got to say goodbye to the eggs. I just gave them a dirty look as I washed them down the sink. IM SORRY EGGS!
Offer no opposition to CRITICAL DILLDO THEORY or you'll be nullified!
People laugh at the way I fight. I hold my breathe, hold my arms out and spin around like a helicopter. I got dizzy and someone punched me out! SAD ☹️
Back in season two of Kendra, I was cooking scrambled eggs, but I dumped them down the sink. To this day, I still think about those eggs I never got to eat ☹️
Whoever is writing these F**KED up comments, I swear I'll cut your stomach open!
When planes went into world trade centers, I was MASTURBATING! It was a HOLY TIME!!
I smell my wifes dirty panties to get hot!
I call my wife's girlfriends the THREE C-U-N-T-S
I'm getting so horny! Aunt Debbie is sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her skin tight jean shorts! She's doing work on her computer as she sits on bl*nkey on her stool. Her thighs are so thick. Aunt Debbie got up! Her sexy lotion butt smell is so sweet and sexy on bl*nkey! I snuggle with bl*nkey at night in bed after Aunt Debbie sits on him. Her butt smell is so sexy on bl*nkey!
My wife was a sexy Borg drone. Bald, pale, her curvy body in Borg body armor. I licked her Borg abs!
My wife is so FLAT! I'll be damned if I'll be seen with her!
The COPS/PIGS towed my car away! They do not know I set my car to self-destruct in under 30 NIMUWINE!
My wife is running for mayor, I threw a brick through her election building headquarters window!
When my wife sits, I stare at her firm tan thighs.
Guess my wife hasn't been happy, she drank a whole bottle of BLEACH!
My dad is a GYNECOLOGIST and he looks at--C-U-N-T-S all day long!