For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion

I'm a CH*NESE WH0RE named Ming Lee.

They asked me if I could donate blood. I said, no. I use to be a borg drone, I got NANOPROBES in my bloodstream.

Man! It's hot as FUUUCK today!

My death certificate was so full of excrement! I died because I was an OLD FART/PRUNE FACE!

I saw Mitch McConnell freeze up again during a conference in Kentucky. I heard he's RETARDED or something!

I married my boss, but still got FIRED! I guess sucking C0CK doesn't pay off!

Again I feel like throwing up after that MR. NICE wrote another disgusting comment.

WAAH, WAAH, WAAH! So some N-I-G-G-E-R-S were eliminated in that Florida shooting. They breed too much. Like BEANERS. Ya.

I feel like throwing up, after reading that last MR. NICE comment!

Now that Bob Barker is a WORTHLESS CARCASS, we can use his scrawny remains as a skeleton for Halloween. Yes?

BOB BARKER FINALLY EXPIRED!!! What a prune he was, the old SKINFLINT!!!

When I came home to my husband, I found LACE PANTIES in our bed----NOT MINE! Should I be worried?

P.U.! FOUR TRIALS! Why did I act like an animal? I learned my lesson. I'll just bribe the Jurors!

When I play GTA: San Andreas, I just go around in the desert, The cities are too scary,

My son was born today. When I held him for the first time, I dropped him on his head! Not a good start.

I got this phone call about this boat I supposedly won. When I went down to collect it, it was a POLICE STING! YOU F**KIN' PIGS! Wait til I get my hands on you! AAH!

People think I'm weird cause I pull my pants down and sit in apple pie. I wiggle around in the pie. Apples go up my butt!

Your ASS or a HOLE in the ground.

Mayor Lombardo of Pittston Pennsylvania, how dare you call that a parade. CHEAP AS F-U-C-K!

The PITTSTON CITY TOMATO PARADE was just ordinary cars promoting their business. I want my FUUUCKING MONEY BACK!