For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion

I fell off the roof putting up the Christmas lights and the damn things wouldn't even turn on! F-U-C-K ME!

At my restaurant I work at, when people aren't watching, I put my PENIS in the Cole slaw!

Close that border I’ve voted for you each time! Do what you say be man of your word! It’s getting dangerous out here the drugs and violence! We love Texas my ancestors fought for freedom for Texas!

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My wife is wearing a thong with her dress, her dress is up her butt crack!

The girls next door, Kendra, Holly's world, Kendra on top

Time to rub it in! MAGA republicans, you suck, we rule!

HA-HA! We cheated again! Welcome to commie America!

Vote for our Communist party or you'll be nullified!

This DOMINION voting machine ate my ballot! I'm getting ASS-RAPED by this JAG OFF machine!

Mr. Owl. How many licks does it take to get to the center of my wife's V-A-G-I-N-A?

I put bullets in my gun in hopes that one day I get to shoot somebody!

My wife has breast cancer. Does she have to cut off her TITS?

After that Hank CA-CA cheated on me, I flushed my ring down the toilet, tossed our wedding photos in the pool, crapped on his wedding suit, next I'll slice his PENIS off and feed it to a starving pitbull --uh

This is Cortez. Henrique is dead! AND THERE'S MORE! Matrix was not on the plane!

My wife thought I was bluffing about changing myself. I'm M-O-H-A-M-M-E-D AlAM now.

Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I swallowed a FELODESENE CHIP. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.

Hi, folks! I haven't been happy lately so I ate some NOGATCH HEMLOCK. I'll be dead in a matter of minutes. Farewell.

My PENIS is royalty. You may address him as SIR PENIS.

I found my wife face down in our pool! I better get the hook and fish her out!