For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion
754 Comments
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Paul
3 years ago
I didn't know KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone. When I smelled the chair where she just sat, she put her right arm around me, made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck. I'm gonna become a drone. Her butt did smell like cucumber melon and perfume.
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James
3 years ago
YOU! Have no FU¢KING idea! How could you do this to me? I hope you understand, why I have to put this gun in my mouth!
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Symba
3 years ago
My boyfriend won't talk to me no more. I just left my key to his apartment on the table. Our time as a couple--is over ☹️
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Nancy Pelosi and Chuck Schumer
3 years ago
Hey, Trump! Where's that red wave, smart ass?!!
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BIG AL
3 years ago
I read that MacNicol comment. I, too, was ripped off by bastard kids on Halloween. They kicked me in the groin and stole my bowl of candy! No one else was able to get candy that night!☹️
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MacNicol
3 years ago
Halloween night, bastard kids hit me on my head, I dropped the bowl of candy, and they stole the bowl of candy! NO MORE HALLOWEEN!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
When I sleep at night, I keep my face next to my wife's ass. Her butt smell soothes me to sleep!
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WENDY PUSHOG
3 years ago
I have medical issues. Like PENIS WITHDRAWAL and SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS!
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Duval
3 years ago
Son! This TV you bought me is all static. Did you buy me some sort of--cheapo tv?!
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BIG ED
3 years ago
My wife says my PENIS is bigger than my BRAIN!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Aunt Debbie got off bl*nkey. Her butt cheek marks are forged in bl*nkey. Her butt smell is so sexy in bl*nkey!
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Aunt Debbie leaned over, I see my baby bl*nkey nice and crushed under her shapely bubble butt, I can see my baby bl*nkey going up her butt crack, I can smell her sexy lotion butt smell.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
As you know, I love having Aunt Debbie sit on my baby bl*nkey when she works at her computer. Her thighs are thick, her bubble butt in jeans crushing bl*nkey! Aunt Debbie says she can sit for hours working using bl*nkey as a cushion.
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
My Aunt Debbie's bubble butt is so sexy in jeans. The jeans show off her sexy, curvy butt cheeks. That's why I let her sit on my baby bl*nkey while she works at her comp.
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Mayim Bialik
3 years ago
In case you wanted to know, on big bang theory, I wore XL size panties. On call me kat and jeopardy, I wear XXL size panties. I put on weight.
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LESZEK
3 years ago
In case you wanted to know, when I have sex with my wife, I suck on her TITS and drink her BREAST MILK!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
My friends and I go through my wife's panty drawer to judge her sexy undies
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WELSH RAREBIT
3 years ago
My wife has a sexy, curvy, bubble butt. She wears 3XL panties!
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COLONEL RICKMAN
3 years ago
I inject my syringe in the back of my victims necks to extract DNA. I then ingest the DNA. My victims go into a coma!
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Eddie
3 years ago
My wife is wearing tight jean shorts and her thighs are firm and tan. Even though our friends are here I have to MASTURBATE!
I didn't know KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone. When I smelled the chair where she just sat, she put her right arm around me, made her left hand in a fist at my neck and injected her assimilation tubules in my neck. I'm gonna become a drone. Her butt did smell like cucumber melon and perfume.
YOU! Have no FU¢KING idea! How could you do this to me? I hope you understand, why I have to put this gun in my mouth!
My boyfriend won't talk to me no more. I just left my key to his apartment on the table. Our time as a couple--is over ☹️
Hey, Trump! Where's that red wave, smart ass?!!
I read that MacNicol comment. I, too, was ripped off by bastard kids on Halloween. They kicked me in the groin and stole my bowl of candy! No one else was able to get candy that night!☹️
Halloween night, bastard kids hit me on my head, I dropped the bowl of candy, and they stole the bowl of candy! NO MORE HALLOWEEN!
When I sleep at night, I keep my face next to my wife's ass. Her butt smell soothes me to sleep!
I have medical issues. Like PENIS WITHDRAWAL and SCHLONGUS INTERRUPTUS!
Son! This TV you bought me is all static. Did you buy me some sort of--cheapo tv?!
My wife says my PENIS is bigger than my BRAIN!
Aunt Debbie got off bl*nkey. Her butt cheek marks are forged in bl*nkey. Her butt smell is so sexy in bl*nkey!
Aunt Debbie leaned over, I see my baby bl*nkey nice and crushed under her shapely bubble butt, I can see my baby bl*nkey going up her butt crack, I can smell her sexy lotion butt smell.
As you know, I love having Aunt Debbie sit on my baby bl*nkey when she works at her computer. Her thighs are thick, her bubble butt in jeans crushing bl*nkey! Aunt Debbie says she can sit for hours working using bl*nkey as a cushion.
My Aunt Debbie's bubble butt is so sexy in jeans. The jeans show off her sexy, curvy butt cheeks. That's why I let her sit on my baby bl*nkey while she works at her comp.
In case you wanted to know, on big bang theory, I wore XL size panties. On call me kat and jeopardy, I wear XXL size panties. I put on weight.
In case you wanted to know, when I have sex with my wife, I suck on her TITS and drink her BREAST MILK!
My friends and I go through my wife's panty drawer to judge her sexy undies
My wife has a sexy, curvy, bubble butt. She wears 3XL panties!
I inject my syringe in the back of my victims necks to extract DNA. I then ingest the DNA. My victims go into a coma!
My wife is wearing tight jean shorts and her thighs are firm and tan. Even though our friends are here I have to MASTURBATE!