For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion
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Fekkish
3 years ago
For Thanksgiving dinner, my wife wore her leopard dress and Maidenform leopard panty. I looked up her dress to see which panty!
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Fekkish
3 years ago
In case you wanted to know, my wife is wearing her sexy, Maidenform leopard panty for Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah.
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Rosie Biscotto
3 years ago
I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 6XL size panties ☹️
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
As you know, my wife has a sexy bubble butt. Her butt cheeks really stick out in her tight pink skirt. That's why I have her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey. My baby bl*nkey being forged by her big butt cheeks!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
The top of my wife is skinny, but her bottom is big. She wears size 11 panties, 4XL. She has a bubble butt. Some big butts are sexy!
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WIFE
3 years ago
My husband, Leszek, makes DONKEY PORN magazines! When I caught him taking pictures of the donkey's private parts, I said, let me the hell outta here before I throw up!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
In my house, November is V-A-G-I-N-A awareness month!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business! I hook the donkey's up to a machine that stimulates their genitals so they can get a BONER!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
When my son is sleeping, I take his underwear off and dress him in his sisters panties!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I told my wife to ASSUME THE POSITION! She spread her legs to open up her V-A-G-I-N-A!
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BIG MIKE
3 years ago
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD!
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HAPPY
3 years ago
People ridicule the name of my fishing store. I named my store MASTER BAIT. What? What's so funny?!
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Duke
3 years ago
My penis is hungry for a hot blonde.
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
My wife got mugged today. Except it was me that mugged her, I didn't want her money. I wanted her undies! I made her pull her pink lace thong down in public!
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KATIE SEARFOSS
3 years ago
When I was a Borg drone, I assimilated innocent people. Not only did I inject my nanoprobes from my bloodstream into theirs, I injected metal into them so they could handle the nanoprobes.
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BAD ASS
3 years ago
One of them alien things from SIGNS was on my roof! I went outside and yelled at it, YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
I keep a TOILET JOURNAL. I record the size, color, and texture of my FECES!
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FATHER
3 years ago
My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he'll take a slap in the face with a paint can!
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GIMP
3 years ago
If I betrayed the ALBINO, chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within the hour!
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Holly Madison
3 years ago
I was Hugh Hefner's BIT¢H. One day I scooted a table over and he WHIPPED ME! Guess he didn't like the way I scooted that table over!
For Thanksgiving dinner, my wife wore her leopard dress and Maidenform leopard panty. I looked up her dress to see which panty!
In case you wanted to know, my wife is wearing her sexy, Maidenform leopard panty for Thanksgiving dinner. Yeah.
I can't hang my panties on the clothesline! Bastard kids laugh at my 6XL size panties ☹️
As you know, my wife has a sexy bubble butt. Her butt cheeks really stick out in her tight pink skirt. That's why I have her sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey. My baby bl*nkey being forged by her big butt cheeks!
The top of my wife is skinny, but her bottom is big. She wears size 11 panties, 4XL. She has a bubble butt. Some big butts are sexy!
My husband, Leszek, makes DONKEY PORN magazines! When I caught him taking pictures of the donkey's private parts, I said, let me the hell outta here before I throw up!
In my house, November is V-A-G-I-N-A awareness month!
I have a DONKEY PORN magazine business! I hook the donkey's up to a machine that stimulates their genitals so they can get a BONER!
When my son is sleeping, I take his underwear off and dress him in his sisters panties!
I told my wife to ASSUME THE POSITION! She spread her legs to open up her V-A-G-I-N-A!
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD!
People ridicule the name of my fishing store. I named my store MASTER BAIT. What? What's so funny?!
My penis is hungry for a hot blonde.
My wife got mugged today. Except it was me that mugged her, I didn't want her money. I wanted her undies! I made her pull her pink lace thong down in public!
When I was a Borg drone, I assimilated innocent people. Not only did I inject my nanoprobes from my bloodstream into theirs, I injected metal into them so they could handle the nanoprobes.
One of them alien things from SIGNS was on my roof! I went outside and yelled at it, YOU GET DOWN FROM THERE!
I keep a TOILET JOURNAL. I record the size, color, and texture of my FECES!
My son wants a raise in his allowance. Maybe he'll take a slap in the face with a paint can!
If I betrayed the ALBINO, chances are I'd have a probe up my ass within the hour!
I was Hugh Hefner's BIT¢H. One day I scooted a table over and he WHIPPED ME! Guess he didn't like the way I scooted that table over!