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For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion

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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago

When I was drunk, I made an ass of myself. When I was wasted, I asked my wife if she was female. Then I told her she has different body parts then me! Then I told her to take her clothes off! People couldn't stop laughing!

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WAHLMACK
3 years ago

C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life rotting in prison like an animal! You wrecked half the city!

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Mr LaMonay S
3 years ago

My name is pronounced LA-MO-NAY-S.

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

Even when my wife goes to work her work pants go up her butt! Is she wearing a thong?

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SMART ASS
3 years ago

Mom, this is Billy, he's in my class. I heard he's RETARDED or something!

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ENRIQUE
3 years ago

My name is ENRIQUE, but my white trash girlfriend parents spell my name N. REEKY! Are they retarded or something?

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DUDE
3 years ago

When KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone, she had sexy Borg abs as part of her Borg body armor. I licked her Borg abs!

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Mysterion
3 years ago

I know, that you know, that I know, that you know.

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GIMP
3 years ago

I disobeyed the ALBINO! Now I have to schedule an EXECUTION for myself ☹️

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Dirk
3 years ago

MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER is a really strong Borg drone. Once she put her right arm around me, I couldn't fight back. MARYELLEN gave me a dirty look as she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I got weak and rested my face in her 34E boobs! Having her huge tits in my face was worth being assimilated!

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LESZEK
3 years ago

We decorated our Christmas tree today. I hung my wife's BRA'S and THONGS on the tree as ornaments. Yeah.

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Yolanda
3 years ago

Man! It's hot as FUUUUCK today!

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Yolanda
3 years ago

You see what you wrote on my petition? YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!

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DUKE
3 years ago

My penis, Eduardo, wants to go mountain climbing. I told Eduardo, mountain climbing is dangerous. He might lose his grip!

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McKean
3 years ago

Which are you.... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAAGGOT

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MUPPET CHRISTMAS CAROL
3 years ago

We're Marley & Marley. WHOA! We're Marley & Marley. WHOA! We're Marley & Marley. WHOA!

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MR NICE
3 years ago

My wife put on three perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!

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HUSBAND
3 years ago

When my wife stands up, her pants are always in her butt crack. What kind of underwear is she wearing?

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SAD
3 years ago

MY CASINO FAILED! Every night I just threw money up in the air for costumers for costumers! Why did I fail?

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie said she wore her tight push up skirt to make her bubble butt bigger for sitting on my baby bl*nkey. I'm getting so horny. Aunt Debbie's big, firm bubble butt sitting on my bl*nkey!