For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion
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EMBARRASSED
3 years ago
When I was drunk, I made an ass of myself. When I was wasted, I asked my wife if she was female. Then I told her she has different body parts then me! Then I told her to take her clothes off! People couldn't stop laughing!
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WAHLMACK
3 years ago
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life rotting in prison like an animal! You wrecked half the city!
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Mr LaMonay S
3 years ago
My name is pronounced LA-MO-NAY-S.
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
Even when my wife goes to work her work pants go up her butt! Is she wearing a thong?
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SMART ASS
3 years ago
Mom, this is Billy, he's in my class. I heard he's RETARDED or something!
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ENRIQUE
3 years ago
My name is ENRIQUE, but my white trash girlfriend parents spell my name N. REEKY! Are they retarded or something?
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DUDE
3 years ago
When KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone, she had sexy Borg abs as part of her Borg body armor. I licked her Borg abs!
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Mysterion
3 years ago
I know, that you know, that I know, that you know.
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GIMP
3 years ago
I disobeyed the ALBINO! Now I have to schedule an EXECUTION for myself ☹️
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Dirk
3 years ago
MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER is a really strong Borg drone. Once she put her right arm around me, I couldn't fight back. MARYELLEN gave me a dirty look as she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I got weak and rested my face in her 34E boobs! Having her huge tits in my face was worth being assimilated!
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LESZEK
3 years ago
We decorated our Christmas tree today. I hung my wife's BRA'S and THONGS on the tree as ornaments. Yeah.
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Yolanda
3 years ago
Man! It's hot as FUUUUCK today!
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Yolanda
3 years ago
You see what you wrote on my petition? YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!
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DUKE
3 years ago
My penis, Eduardo, wants to go mountain climbing. I told Eduardo, mountain climbing is dangerous. He might lose his grip!
My wife put on three perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
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HUSBAND
3 years ago
When my wife stands up, her pants are always in her butt crack. What kind of underwear is she wearing?
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SAD
3 years ago
MY CASINO FAILED! Every night I just threw money up in the air for costumers for costumers! Why did I fail?
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SEYMOUR
3 years ago
Aunt Debbie said she wore her tight push up skirt to make her bubble butt bigger for sitting on my baby bl*nkey. I'm getting so horny. Aunt Debbie's big, firm bubble butt sitting on my bl*nkey!
When I was drunk, I made an ass of myself. When I was wasted, I asked my wife if she was female. Then I told her she has different body parts then me! Then I told her to take her clothes off! People couldn't stop laughing!
C0CK SUCKER! If I had my way, you'd spend the rest of your life rotting in prison like an animal! You wrecked half the city!
My name is pronounced LA-MO-NAY-S.
Even when my wife goes to work her work pants go up her butt! Is she wearing a thong?
Mom, this is Billy, he's in my class. I heard he's RETARDED or something!
My name is ENRIQUE, but my white trash girlfriend parents spell my name N. REEKY! Are they retarded or something?
When KATIE SEARFOSS was a Borg drone, she had sexy Borg abs as part of her Borg body armor. I licked her Borg abs!
I know, that you know, that I know, that you know.
I disobeyed the ALBINO! Now I have to schedule an EXECUTION for myself ☹️
MARYELLEN LYNOTT QUIGLEY EXTER is a really strong Borg drone. Once she put her right arm around me, I couldn't fight back. MARYELLEN gave me a dirty look as she injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I got weak and rested my face in her 34E boobs! Having her huge tits in my face was worth being assimilated!
We decorated our Christmas tree today. I hung my wife's BRA'S and THONGS on the tree as ornaments. Yeah.
Man! It's hot as FUUUUCK today!
You see what you wrote on my petition? YOU DEAD! Don't you say nothing! Don't you look nothing! I told you, I kill you dead!
My penis, Eduardo, wants to go mountain climbing. I told Eduardo, mountain climbing is dangerous. He might lose his grip!
Which are you.... A. SPIC B. GUIDO C. FAAGGOT
We're Marley & Marley. WHOA! We're Marley & Marley. WHOA! We're Marley & Marley. WHOA!
My wife put on three perfumes at once! She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
When my wife stands up, her pants are always in her butt crack. What kind of underwear is she wearing?
MY CASINO FAILED! Every night I just threw money up in the air for costumers for costumers! Why did I fail?
Aunt Debbie said she wore her tight push up skirt to make her bubble butt bigger for sitting on my baby bl*nkey. I'm getting so horny. Aunt Debbie's big, firm bubble butt sitting on my bl*nkey!