For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion

We decorated our Christmas tree today. I hung my wife's BRA'S and THONGS on the tree as ornaments!

I told the COP/PIG, I wanted to be arrested. When he refused, I threw a trash can at his car. The COP/PIG told me, mission accomplished, I'm going to the POKEY!

When I saw my wife, I said, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! When I saw my baby, I said, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS!

My DI¢K-FACE husband made fun of my butt and thighs, so I put on my jeans that push up my butt and sat on his baby bl*nkey. I told him my bubble butt is crushing his bl*nkey!

Earlier I made fun of my wife's 6XL butt size and thick thighs. So she sat on my baby bl*nkey. She knows how much I love my baby bl*nkey. She saw how sad I was seeing her butt and thick thighs bulging on my bl*nkey. My bl*nkey is so crushed.

My husband is an A$$ HOLE. My thighs got so thick when I sat down. NO MORE SHORTS!

When my wife sat down in shorts, I made fun of how thick her thighs were. Damn! She crushed the entire chair. That's why she doesn't wear shorts no more!

During the AUSTRALIAN -AMERICAN war, I took shrapnel to my PENIS! Now, I can't feel a thing. NOT A DAMN THING!!

My wife bought FULL COVERAGE PANTIES instead of THONGS! I confiscated the PANTIES. She shouldn't even be wearing PANTIES, anyway.

I went shopping today. I put back the hamburger buns. When I went back to get them, I saw an old lady grab them. I'm sitting at home thinking about them hamburger buns that never came home with me. I'm sorry, hamburger buns. Excuse me, I need to be alone.

I thought a DINGO was RINGO STARR'S brother! RINGO and DINGO.

I don't know why I stole my wife's panty and smelled it, BUT I DID! I don't know why I jacked off in public, BUT I DID!

I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep in the yard!

I asked KATIE SEARFOSS if she would sit on my baby bl*nkey. I wanted her to leave her sexy butt smell on bl*nkey. She left her sexy cucumber melon -perfume butt smell on bl*nkey!

I told KATIE SEARFOSS I wanted to know her panty size. She said she's a size 6, medium size.

I asked KATIE SEARFOSS what kind of panty she was wearing. She said ,she was wearing her black leopard nylon thong.

I went through my wife's panty drawer. She had THONGS, REGULAR PANTIES, DILD0S!

2-4-6-8, I like to MASTURBATE!

NO MORE FAGG0T RIGHT MOVEMENTS!

The KATIE SEARFOSS Borg beamed into my house. Her bald head was looking around before attacking. The KATIE SEARFOSS Borg drone grabbed my wife and children one at a time and injected her assimilation tubules into their necks. She then left their assimilated bodies on the ground to turn pale.