For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion
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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
3 years ago
The final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL scored 304.2 million viewers on BVN.
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BVN TELEVISION NETWORK
3 years ago
Tonight at 10:15, final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL on BVN television network.
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MR NICE
3 years ago
My wife wears too much perfume. She's my wife, NOT A WH0RE!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
My wife put on three perfumes my once. She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
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MR NICE
3 years ago
With all the perfumes my wife wears, my house smells like an ALPINE WH0RE HOUSE!
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HORNY TOAD
3 years ago
I like smelling my wife's PERFUME. But I like smelling my wife's ASS even more!
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VIDEO GAME NERD
3 years ago
BAD NEWS! Grand theft auto VI will cost 20,000 BAHTS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago
I thought BANGKOK was a city to hit a guys penis!
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Mysterion
3 years ago
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Mysterion
3 years ago
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Sharon Horrocks
3 years ago
I'm Sharon Horrocks from Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Yesterday, Seymour made fun of my fat ass, so I captured his baby bl*nkey and sat on it. I didn't give it back. I wanted Seymour to watch me use his baby bl*nkey as a cushion, my fat as bulging and crushing it, and my poo smell on it!
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Sharon Horrocks
3 years ago
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Seymour laughed at my fat ass, so I sat on his baby bl*nkey. When I got up, Seymour cried at how flat his baby bl*nkey was, and how bad my poo smell was on it!
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Sharon Horrocks
3 years ago
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Seymour laughed at my massive butt cheeks in tight jeans, so I captured his baby bl*nkey. Seymour looks so sad watching me sit on his bl*nkey with my fat ass. I told Seymour, my fat ass is crushing his baby bl*nkey!
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Sandra Hyatt
3 years ago
Secure our border now! Declare an invasion!!!!!!
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Sharon Horrocks
3 years ago
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. My son is Josh and I need 6XL size panties. Dear lord, my ass is massive in tight jeans. Chairs beg me not to sit on them!
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ENDICORE
3 years ago
I told my wife, this isn't vanity or ego, when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I'm nature's finest accomplishment!
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ENDICORE
3 years ago
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep on the couch!
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ENDICORE
3 years ago
My wife says, she's sick of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I told her it's not a complex, dear, it's a FACT!
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MAD
3 years ago
My son was late for work because he was MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER!
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GUY
3 years ago
KATIE SEARFOSS overpowered me and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I lost consciousness in her cleavage. When I woke up, I was bald and pale. KATIE said she injected her nanoprobes into my bloodstream.
The final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL scored 304.2 million viewers on BVN.
Tonight at 10:15, final season premiere of BETTER CALL SAUL on BVN television network.
My wife wears too much perfume. She's my wife, NOT A WH0RE!
My wife put on three perfumes my once. She smells like an ITALIAN WH0RE!
With all the perfumes my wife wears, my house smells like an ALPINE WH0RE HOUSE!
I like smelling my wife's PERFUME. But I like smelling my wife's ASS even more!
BAD NEWS! Grand theft auto VI will cost 20,000 BAHTS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
I thought BANGKOK was a city to hit a guys penis!
π•π•π•π•π•π•π•π•π•π•π•π•π•π•π•
×°×°×°×°×°×°×°×°×°×°×°×°×°×°×°×°
I'm Sharon Horrocks from Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Yesterday, Seymour made fun of my fat ass, so I captured his baby bl*nkey and sat on it. I didn't give it back. I wanted Seymour to watch me use his baby bl*nkey as a cushion, my fat as bulging and crushing it, and my poo smell on it!
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Seymour laughed at my fat ass, so I sat on his baby bl*nkey. When I got up, Seymour cried at how flat his baby bl*nkey was, and how bad my poo smell was on it!
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. Seymour laughed at my massive butt cheeks in tight jeans, so I captured his baby bl*nkey. Seymour looks so sad watching me sit on his bl*nkey with my fat ass. I told Seymour, my fat ass is crushing his baby bl*nkey!
Secure our border now! Declare an invasion!!!!!!
I'm Sharon Horrocks of Harvey's lake, Pennsylvania. My son is Josh and I need 6XL size panties. Dear lord, my ass is massive in tight jeans. Chairs beg me not to sit on them!
I told my wife, this isn't vanity or ego, when god created me, he added substance to the universe. When I die, something wonderful will be lost. I'm nature's finest accomplishment!
I told my wife, I represent PERFECTION! Something she is not! Tonight I sleep on the couch!
My wife says, she's sick of my SUPERIORITY COMPLEX. I told her it's not a complex, dear, it's a FACT!
My son was late for work because he was MASTURBATING and PLAYING HITLER!
KATIE SEARFOSS overpowered me and injected her assimilation tubules into my neck. I lost consciousness in her cleavage. When I woke up, I was bald and pale. KATIE said she injected her nanoprobes into my bloodstream.