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For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie is sitting on my baby bl,nkey. I get close to her to see some of my bl*nkey being crushed under her V-A-G-I-N-A!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie is smiling while sitting on my baby bl*nkey while at her computer. She wiggled her butt around on bl*nkey!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie says she loves sitting on my baby bl*nkies everyday. She rotates between the three baby bl*nkies of mine!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

Aunt Debbie is still sitting on my yellow baby bl*nkey while working at her computer. I'm getting so horny seeing her thick thighs and bubble butt crushing my bl*nkey. I smell my bl*nkey after she sits on him!

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SEYMOUR
3 years ago

I have three of the same yellow waffle pattern thermal baby bl*nkies from Amazon. Aunt Debbie sat on all three of my bl*nkies. My bl*nkies have her butt marks and lotion butt smell on them!

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MAD
3 years ago

My boss keeps giving me $HIT at work! If he wants me to kick his ass, all he needs to do is ask!

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KATIE SEARFOSS
3 years ago

I use to be a Borg drone, I'm human again. But I still have nanoprobes in my bloodstream. I still remember all the men I overpowered and assimilated.

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LESZEK
3 years ago

I'm teaching my son PUBLIC MASTURBATION!

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DOOR AJAR
3 years ago

GEO CONSULTING is a business that specializes in PENIS EXTRACTION. Our leader, Brandon Holl, will suck your C0CK and beg for more!

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angelina roque
3 years ago

My town looks like a crime city we are being invaded

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JOCKO
3 years ago

Caitlin Schneider wears 6XL size panties. Her panties completely covered my head, I was like---WHOA!

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JOCKO
3 years ago

I went through Sharon Horrocks panty drawer and saw she wears 6XL panties. When I saw the size of her panties, I was like---WHOA!

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JOCKO
3 years ago

Rosie Biscotto hangs her panties on the clothesline, she wears 6XL size panties. When I saw the size of her panties, I was like---WHOA!

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PERCY LIVERMORE
3 years ago

Hi, folks! When I flushed the toilet, I started crying watching my feces go down the toilet. Excuse me, I need to be alone!

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PERCY LIVERMORE
3 years ago

Hi, folks! The garbage man collected my trash. When they compacted my garbage, I started crying, watching my garbage being crushed. Excuse me, I need to be alone!

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Lamaar Jones
3 years ago

I was supposed to be this tough guy, a hard ass, but this 80 year old woman robbed me! The homies threw me out of the hood!

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HAPPY
3 years ago

I created my own baseball team! I named my team, ROUGH SECTS!

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E Scrooge
3 years ago

Tiny Tim has the dreaded RETARDITIS! No, say he will be spared.

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E Scrooge
3 years ago

When they told me that my friend was dyin', I said, what can I do about it? If he's, dyin', he's dyin'!

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E Scrooge
3 years ago

The ghost of Christmas past visited me, I shot it dead with my mini-gun!