For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion
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A HITLER
2 years ago
People say I think of the JEWISH population as RODENTS because I use the words: EXTIRPATE, ERADICATE, EXTERMINATE, about the Jews.
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Anonymous PusHog
2 years ago
I dont like my birth name, so I changed it to: GENERIC PERSON 1-3-7! Pretty catchy, huh?
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GAME NERD
2 years ago
Today I got 100% completion in GTA: SAN ANDREAS! Now there's a HYDRA on Sweets house and a TANK under the bridge! You C0CK SUCKERS jealous?
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LARRY FLEINHARDT
2 years ago
Why is it we remember the PAST and not the FUTURE?!
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DOOR AJAR
2 years ago
For my wife's birthday, I hired a GIMP to perform a striptease for her. The GIMP will be here shortly, he'll be wearing a leather thong and will be carrying a DILD0.
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SADISTIC FUCK
2 years ago
When I play GTA: SAN ANDREAS, I like to GAS PEOPLE and BURN THEM with the flamethrower. My wife says I need to therapy.
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DOOR AJAR
2 years ago
My PENIS is now a nuclear power!
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Mendez
2 years ago
Mike says he can hear seagulls. HE CAN HEAR GULLS!
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LARRY FLEINHARDT
2 years ago
The Dean of my college caught me making home in the STEAM TUNNELS! I'm so ashamed!
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SEYMOUR
2 years ago
My girlfriend plays GTA: 5 with me. On her game chair, I put my yellow baby bl@nkey in a square shape on her chair, she sits on bl@nkey as a cushion while playing. I cant focus on the game, knowing my baby bl@nkey has her sexy, shapely butt in tight jeans sitting on him When she goes home, I smell bl@nkey after she sat on him. Her cucumber-melon perfume butt smell is so strong and sexy on my bl@nkey!
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BUBBA
2 years ago
There's no tissues in the tissue box, but there were tissues in my wife's BRA.
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LESZEK
2 years ago
In my house, I decorate my Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONG'S as ornaments!
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A HITLER
2 years ago
ISRAEL WAS ATTACKED!!! Break out the beer and SPICY PARAKA WINGS-- we's celebrating. SEIGHEIL!
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FRIENDLY PUSHOG
2 years ago
I just bought JUMANJI: WELCOME TO JUNGLE on blu ray. I got no use for the digit copy, so here's the code: 3RDJ-351Q-69RL-QDT8. You fine folks enjoy it. Goodbye. I'm hungry.
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LARRY HANKIN
2 years ago
My son got an earring pierced in his PENIS! What is the matter with him? Who would want an earring at the end of their PRICK?!
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LEECOW
2 years ago
The COPS/PIGS say my phone call I made to my boss was threatening. All I said was, I was going to SNAP HIS BALLS OFF!
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MR PRICK
2 years ago
History has recorded that I destroyed the UTHAHT!
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BUFFY SUMMERS
2 years ago
When Giles told me I had to fight THE MASTER, I was like: THE MASTER? He sounds like a FAGG0T!
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QUESTION
2 years ago
What is IGBU IKWU?
A. a small bird-like animal
B. a town in south africa
C. latin for "your butt smells"
People say I think of the JEWISH population as RODENTS because I use the words: EXTIRPATE, ERADICATE, EXTERMINATE, about the Jews.
I dont like my birth name, so I changed it to: GENERIC PERSON 1-3-7! Pretty catchy, huh?
Today I got 100% completion in GTA: SAN ANDREAS! Now there's a HYDRA on Sweets house and a TANK under the bridge! You C0CK SUCKERS jealous?
Why is it we remember the PAST and not the FUTURE?!
For my wife's birthday, I hired a GIMP to perform a striptease for her. The GIMP will be here shortly, he'll be wearing a leather thong and will be carrying a DILD0.
When I play GTA: SAN ANDREAS, I like to GAS PEOPLE and BURN THEM with the flamethrower. My wife says I need to therapy.
My PENIS is now a nuclear power!
Mike says he can hear seagulls. HE CAN HEAR GULLS!
The Dean of my college caught me making home in the STEAM TUNNELS! I'm so ashamed!
My girlfriend plays GTA: 5 with me. On her game chair, I put my yellow baby bl@nkey in a square shape on her chair, she sits on bl@nkey as a cushion while playing. I cant focus on the game, knowing my baby bl@nkey has her sexy, shapely butt in tight jeans sitting on him When she goes home, I smell bl@nkey after she sat on him. Her cucumber-melon perfume butt smell is so strong and sexy on my bl@nkey!
There's no tissues in the tissue box, but there were tissues in my wife's BRA.
In my house, I decorate my Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONG'S as ornaments!
ISRAEL WAS ATTACKED!!! Break out the beer and SPICY PARAKA WINGS-- we's celebrating. SEIGHEIL!
I just bought JUMANJI: WELCOME TO JUNGLE on blu ray. I got no use for the digit copy, so here's the code: 3RDJ-351Q-69RL-QDT8. You fine folks enjoy it. Goodbye. I'm hungry.
My son got an earring pierced in his PENIS! What is the matter with him? Who would want an earring at the end of their PRICK?!
The COPS/PIGS say my phone call I made to my boss was threatening. All I said was, I was going to SNAP HIS BALLS OFF!
History has recorded that I destroyed the UTHAHT!
When Giles told me I had to fight THE MASTER, I was like: THE MASTER? He sounds like a FAGG0T!
What is IGBU IKWU? A. a small bird-like animal B. a town in south africa C. latin for "your butt smells"
I wear a NURSING BRA. My TITS leak like a faucet!