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For Governor Abbott to Call the Border Crisis an Invasion

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A HITLER
2 years ago

People say I think of the JEWISH population as RODENTS because I use the words: EXTIRPATE, ERADICATE, EXTERMINATE, about the Jews.

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Anonymous PusHog
2 years ago

I dont like my birth name, so I changed it to: GENERIC PERSON 1-3-7! Pretty catchy, huh?

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GAME NERD
2 years ago

Today I got 100% completion in GTA: SAN ANDREAS! Now there's a HYDRA on Sweets house and a TANK under the bridge! You C0CK SUCKERS jealous?

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LARRY FLEINHARDT
2 years ago

Why is it we remember the PAST and not the FUTURE?!

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DOOR AJAR
2 years ago

For my wife's birthday, I hired a GIMP to perform a striptease for her. The GIMP will be here shortly, he'll be wearing a leather thong and will be carrying a DILD0.

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SADISTIC FUCK
2 years ago

When I play GTA: SAN ANDREAS, I like to GAS PEOPLE and BURN THEM with the flamethrower. My wife says I need to therapy.

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DOOR AJAR
2 years ago

My PENIS is now a nuclear power!

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Mendez
2 years ago

Mike says he can hear seagulls. HE CAN HEAR GULLS!

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LARRY FLEINHARDT
2 years ago

The Dean of my college caught me making home in the STEAM TUNNELS! I'm so ashamed!

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SEYMOUR
2 years ago

My girlfriend plays GTA: 5 with me. On her game chair, I put my yellow baby bl@nkey in a square shape on her chair, she sits on bl@nkey as a cushion while playing. I cant focus on the game, knowing my baby bl@nkey has her sexy, shapely butt in tight jeans sitting on him When she goes home, I smell bl@nkey after she sat on him. Her cucumber-melon perfume butt smell is so strong and sexy on my bl@nkey!

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BUBBA
2 years ago

There's no tissues in the tissue box, but there were tissues in my wife's BRA.

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LESZEK
2 years ago

In my house, I decorate my Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONG'S as ornaments!

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A HITLER
2 years ago

ISRAEL WAS ATTACKED!!! Break out the beer and SPICY PARAKA WINGS-- we's celebrating. SEIGHEIL!

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FRIENDLY PUSHOG
2 years ago

I just bought JUMANJI: WELCOME TO JUNGLE on blu ray. I got no use for the digit copy, so here's the code: 3RDJ-351Q-69RL-QDT8. You fine folks enjoy it. Goodbye. I'm hungry.

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LARRY HANKIN
2 years ago

My son got an earring pierced in his PENIS! What is the matter with him? Who would want an earring at the end of their PRICK?!

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LEECOW
2 years ago

The COPS/PIGS say my phone call I made to my boss was threatening. All I said was, I was going to SNAP HIS BALLS OFF!

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MR PRICK
2 years ago

History has recorded that I destroyed the UTHAHT!

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BUFFY SUMMERS
2 years ago

When Giles told me I had to fight THE MASTER, I was like: THE MASTER? He sounds like a FAGG0T!

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QUESTION
2 years ago

What is IGBU IKWU? A. a small bird-like animal B. a town in south africa C. latin for "your butt smells"

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MOTHER MAYBELLE
2 years ago

I wear a NURSING BRA. My TITS leak like a faucet!