Mr. McFaggot! We're in your capable hands, til we leave port, then you have your orders. We have a rendezvous this evening in France.
I
INDEPENDENCE DAY
4 years ago
A fighter pilot, a computer whiz, and others, fight back after 15 mile wide ships ZAP Earth's major cities.
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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago
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My new wife's cruelty has reached a new low. Now she's experimenting on me. She implanted nano-cortical fibers in my brain! She's going to irradiate my brain cells! Farewell.
C
Cyia
4 years ago
Am I supposed to thank you?! 900 billion people are going to die!
D
Dunst
4 years ago
After my vocal cords were cut, I had a VOCAL ENHANCER put in. It helps me make sounds!
H
HAPPY
4 years ago
I created my own television network! It's called--
Taste
In
Television
Services
We have shows mostly about BREASTS!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
I masturbate to a picture of my DAUGHTER, while holding a pair of her PANTIES!
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Brother Sage
4 years ago
All I ever read on my once proud petition is FUUUCK THIS, FUUUCK THAT! WELL, FUUUCK YOU!
M
Manu
4 years ago
OY! Debbie Deprimo Boedeker! You can have my cortical node. I'll extract it from my brain!
D
Debbie Deprimo Boedeker
4 years ago
I. In trouble! I can't regenerate in my Borg alcove. My cortical node is malfunctioning. My body is rejecting my Borg implants ☹️
H
HECTOR SALAKANCA
4 years ago
THE BOSS wants me to work with the ALBINO! The BOSS CAN SUCK ME! Stinking rat-faced ninny should be KISSING MY ASS!
V
VIDEO GAME NERD
4 years ago
Bad news! Grand theft auto VI will cost 300 MA'STAKAS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
M
Michael Jasinski
4 years ago
After I'm done having sex with my wife, her usefulness will come to a sudden end!
H
HUSBAND
4 years ago
Good news! The police found my wife! She was found laying face down in the river!
J
Jim the Jew
4 years ago
I'm a JEW that supported HITLER! Go figure!
J
Jack Russell Terrier
4 years ago
My name is a fuuuucking joke! JACK RUSSELL TERRIER?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes ☹️
J
Jeffrey Kampf
4 years ago
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I can't control my temper! When my wife talked back to me, I injected my assimilation tubules in her neck. She gagged as I injected my nanoprobes into her bloodstream. Then I yanked my tubules out hard! She tried to stay conscious, but my tubules sucked all the strength out of her. My nanoprobes are now turning her pale☹️
J
Jeffrey Kampf
4 years ago
I’m soo glad I followed my gut and took course on Shivambu… life changed straight away.. many thanks and blessings…. The best things in life really are free
G
GIOVANNI
4 years ago
FAAGGOTS! You searched for months and bring me THIS THING?! You're total INCOMPETENCE!
The women love me!
Mr. McFaggot! We're in your capable hands, til we leave port, then you have your orders. We have a rendezvous this evening in France.
A fighter pilot, a computer whiz, and others, fight back after 15 mile wide ships ZAP Earth's major cities.
My new wife's cruelty has reached a new low. Now she's experimenting on me. She implanted nano-cortical fibers in my brain! She's going to irradiate my brain cells! Farewell.
Am I supposed to thank you?! 900 billion people are going to die!
After my vocal cords were cut, I had a VOCAL ENHANCER put in. It helps me make sounds!
I created my own television network! It's called-- Taste In Television Services We have shows mostly about BREASTS!
I masturbate to a picture of my DAUGHTER, while holding a pair of her PANTIES!
All I ever read on my once proud petition is FUUUCK THIS, FUUUCK THAT! WELL, FUUUCK YOU!
OY! Debbie Deprimo Boedeker! You can have my cortical node. I'll extract it from my brain!
I. In trouble! I can't regenerate in my Borg alcove. My cortical node is malfunctioning. My body is rejecting my Borg implants ☹️
THE BOSS wants me to work with the ALBINO! The BOSS CAN SUCK ME! Stinking rat-faced ninny should be KISSING MY ASS!
Bad news! Grand theft auto VI will cost 300 MA'STAKAS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
After I'm done having sex with my wife, her usefulness will come to a sudden end!
Good news! The police found my wife! She was found laying face down in the river!
I'm a JEW that supported HITLER! Go figure!
My name is a fuuuucking joke! JACK RUSSELL TERRIER?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes ☹️
I can't control my temper! When my wife talked back to me, I injected my assimilation tubules in her neck. She gagged as I injected my nanoprobes into her bloodstream. Then I yanked my tubules out hard! She tried to stay conscious, but my tubules sucked all the strength out of her. My nanoprobes are now turning her pale☹️
I’m soo glad I followed my gut and took course on Shivambu… life changed straight away.. many thanks and blessings…. The best things in life really are free
FAAGGOTS! You searched for months and bring me THIS THING?! You're total INCOMPETENCE!