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155 Comments

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TESTOSTERONE
4 years ago

The women love me!

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CAPTAIN
4 years ago

Mr. McFaggot! We're in your capable hands, til we leave port, then you have your orders. We have a rendezvous this evening in France.

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INDEPENDENCE DAY
4 years ago

A fighter pilot, a computer whiz, and others, fight back after 15 mile wide ships ZAP Earth's major cities.

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John Jacob Astor
4 years ago Featured

My new wife's cruelty has reached a new low. Now she's experimenting on me. She implanted nano-cortical fibers in my brain! She's going to irradiate my brain cells! Farewell.

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Cyia
4 years ago

Am I supposed to thank you?! 900 billion people are going to die!

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Dunst
4 years ago

After my vocal cords were cut, I had a VOCAL ENHANCER put in. It helps me make sounds!

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HAPPY
4 years ago

I created my own television network! It's called-- Taste In Television Services We have shows mostly about BREASTS!

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LESZEK
4 years ago

I masturbate to a picture of my DAUGHTER, while holding a pair of her PANTIES!

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Brother Sage
4 years ago

All I ever read on my once proud petition is FUUUCK THIS, FUUUCK THAT! WELL, FUUUCK YOU!

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Manu
4 years ago

OY! Debbie Deprimo Boedeker! You can have my cortical node. I'll extract it from my brain!

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Debbie Deprimo Boedeker
4 years ago

I. In trouble! I can't regenerate in my Borg alcove. My cortical node is malfunctioning. My body is rejecting my Borg implants ☹️

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HECTOR SALAKANCA
4 years ago

THE BOSS wants me to work with the ALBINO! The BOSS CAN SUCK ME! Stinking rat-faced ninny should be KISSING MY ASS!

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VIDEO GAME NERD
4 years ago

Bad news! Grand theft auto VI will cost 300 MA'STAKAS! Who has that kind of MONEY?!

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Michael Jasinski
4 years ago

After I'm done having sex with my wife, her usefulness will come to a sudden end!

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HUSBAND
4 years ago

Good news! The police found my wife! She was found laying face down in the river!

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Jim the Jew
4 years ago

I'm a JEW that supported HITLER! Go figure!

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Jack Russell Terrier
4 years ago

My name is a fuuuucking joke! JACK RUSSELL TERRIER?! Bastard kids won't stop with the jokes ☹️

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Jeffrey Kampf
4 years ago Featured

I can't control my temper! When my wife talked back to me, I injected my assimilation tubules in her neck. She gagged as I injected my nanoprobes into her bloodstream. Then I yanked my tubules out hard! She tried to stay conscious, but my tubules sucked all the strength out of her. My nanoprobes are now turning her pale☹️

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Jeffrey Kampf
4 years ago

I’m soo glad I followed my gut and took course on Shivambu… life changed straight away.. many thanks and blessings…. The best things in life really are free

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GIOVANNI
4 years ago

FAAGGOTS! You searched for months and bring me THIS THING?! You're total INCOMPETENCE!