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In my house, I make the law. You break my law, I'll break your neck!

Im sick of my wife's complaining. I'm just gonna run my house like a concentration camp.

My wife says, she knows when I'm around because all the farting I do, she has a nose!

I came to America just to get arrested for starting a RIOT in a NUDIE BAR!

Like a plaque of boils, you FAAGGOTS infest the planet!

I decided to rebel against being treated like a child. When my aunt got the Yahtzee game ready, I knocked it off the table. I'm such a bad ass!

I support the iñreseaech and awareness of urinetherapy benefits.

Now look here! Im--Im--YOU KNOW WHO I AM!

My wife is dead. She was found in a dumpster, murdered, stabbed!!!

My wife's cruelty has reached a new low. Now she's experimenting on me. She's implanting nano-cortical fibers into my brain. She's going to irradiate my brain cells. Farewell.

I created my own television network, it's called--- Taste In Television Services

I knew one day I'd be gone, so I made a mold of my PENIS for future generations!

Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O, and on his farm he had a COP, E-I-E-I-O, with an oink oink here, and an oink oink there, here an oink, there an oink, everywhere an oink oink!

Only 14 out of 112 ships made it back to America. We're losing the AUSTRALIAN-AMERICAN war☹️

I'm addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least 5 fights per day!

If you'll excuse me, I need to change my thong.

I'm smelling my wife's panty! HOOFA! Holy Toledo thats rank!

I love my CEREBRAL BOA weapon. It's a most evil, sadistic weapon! It fires a TIT-LIKE device that attaches itself to the targeted victims skull. Once it does that, the victim spends their last 30 seconds of life shaking hard, and vomiting like a fire hydrant, then their head explodes!

I can't hit that guy who touched my wife! I just got my hair cut, and nails done!

I'm under attack by a Cardassian patrol ship, HEDEKI-class!