ANNA NYSTROM ass is so smoking hot! I'm PUCKERING up! Here I come!
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HORNY TOAD
4 years ago
Amanda Janiga Williams was wearing her tightest yoga pants. Her pants were stuck up her butt crack! I sn*ffed the chair where she sat. Her cucumber melon butt smell was so sweet and sexy on the chair!
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LEECOW
4 years ago
Our Christmas party didn't go well.. when my wife didn't get what she wanted she went nuts. She grabbed our guests one at a time and injected her assimilation tubules into them. Now no one will come to our parties. Who would want to get assimilated?!
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ALAIMO
4 years ago
Son, your fork is missing one of the tines. Did you break it off?
D
Duke
4 years ago
My PENIS has a RENDEZVOUS with my hot blonde neighbors VAGIINA!!!
A
Andy Tifa
4 years ago
DRINKING AGED PISS DAILY HAS CHANGED MY LIFE FOR THE BETTER. SHIVAMBU = AWAKENING
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD! C-U-N-T!
K
Kelly
4 years ago
Good news! They found my PINK PANTY in the church COLLECTION PLATE!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My PENIS can't penetrate the neutron armor on my wife's VAGIINA!
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REGINOD
4 years ago
My best friend turned pale turned pale and his hair fell out. My wife says she remembers injecting him with her nanoprobes.
A
ANNE CHOVIE
4 years ago
My name is a fuuucking joke! ANNE CHOVIE?! Bastard kids won't stop with the pizza jokes!
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PREHENSILE
4 years ago
I'm gonna GRAB your vagiina!
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George
4 years ago
My son has the dreaded RETARDITIS! No, say he will be spared ☹️
V
Vanessa O Cunt
4 years ago
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die, the old SKIN FLINT!
F
Fekkish
4 years ago
We decorated our Christmas tree today! I use my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments, hanging from the tree.
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1995
4 years ago
MCMXCV
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PigWart
4 years ago
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
M
Mahmoud Aziz
4 years ago
COVID-19 is killing ALBINO people! This is a holy time, BATANY!!
Y
YELGRUN
4 years ago
I'm gonna alter history, to make America a communist country!
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HUNG KUNG FUEY
4 years ago
I'm addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least 5 fights per day!
ANNA NYSTROM ass is so smoking hot! I'm PUCKERING up! Here I come!
Amanda Janiga Williams was wearing her tightest yoga pants. Her pants were stuck up her butt crack! I sn*ffed the chair where she sat. Her cucumber melon butt smell was so sweet and sexy on the chair!
Our Christmas party didn't go well.. when my wife didn't get what she wanted she went nuts. She grabbed our guests one at a time and injected her assimilation tubules into them. Now no one will come to our parties. Who would want to get assimilated?!
Son, your fork is missing one of the tines. Did you break it off?
My PENIS has a RENDEZVOUS with my hot blonde neighbors VAGIINA!!!
DRINKING AGED PISS DAILY HAS CHANGED MY LIFE FOR THE BETTER. SHIVAMBU = AWAKENING
My wife says I have more hair on my BALLS then on my HEAD! C-U-N-T!
Good news! They found my PINK PANTY in the church COLLECTION PLATE!
My PENIS can't penetrate the neutron armor on my wife's VAGIINA!
My best friend turned pale turned pale and his hair fell out. My wife says she remembers injecting him with her nanoprobes.
My name is a fuuucking joke! ANNE CHOVIE?! Bastard kids won't stop with the pizza jokes!
I'm gonna GRAB your vagiina!
My son has the dreaded RETARDITIS! No, say he will be spared ☹️
My husband finally EXPIRED! I thought he'd never die, the old SKIN FLINT!
We decorated our Christmas tree today! I use my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments, hanging from the tree.
MCMXCV
My name is Dave PigWartshafter. My friends call me PigWart for short.
COVID-19 is killing ALBINO people! This is a holy time, BATANY!!
I'm gonna alter history, to make America a communist country!
I'm addicted to hitting people! I need to get into at least 5 fights per day!