For the Shivambhu Message and Mission

Amanda Janiga Williams has really toned thighs! That's because of the bio-chip implants in her thigh muscles, she was a Borg drone.

I talked back to Lisa Kramer so she injected her nanoprobes into my LEFT CEREBRAL HEMISPHERE! The nanoprobes created an implant in my brain, one I can't resist. Now she tells me how to think ☹️

For my Christmas present Katie Searfoss said she'd sit on my yellow baby bl*nkey in her sexist panty, her Maidenform lasting leopard panty! She's now sitting on my bl*nkey. I'm getting so horny seeing her sexy butt cheeks in her leopard panty on top of my bl*nkey. Her sexy cucumber melon and perfume butt smell is getting so sweet and sexy on bl*nkey!

I like ORIENTAL PU$$Y

My child was conceived during the holy month of NAY'PAQ!

In my house, December is VAGIINA AWARENESS MONTH!

My dog, Bella, died today, his body is on its way to the LANDFILL.

I am not Masaka! I am Ehat!

My nephew keeps bouncing his basketballs in my house! He keeps that up I'll bounce HIS BALLS out of my house!

I like to pretend I'm a superhero, but people make fun of me. They ask me, what's my superpower, BED WETTING!

Like a plaque of boils, you FAAGGOTS and TRANSGENDER FREAKS infest the earth!

I couldn't protect my girlfriend from the RAPE GANG! I wasn't STRONG enough! I wasn't GOOD enough!

In Tahiti they have these specially trained dogs that steal sexy women's panties! It's amazing! Wonderful dogs!

Whenever we have a fight my wife injects her assimilation tubules in my neck. She always injects her Borg nanoprobes into me. She yanks her tubules out so hard I lose consciousness!

My favorite movie is MASTURBATOR AND COMMANDER!

My wife says, I stink up the house after eating tacos!

In case you wanted to know, I'm wearing a CHASTITY THONG!

In case you wanted to know, I'm wearing a CHASTITY THONG!

We decorated out Christmas tree today. I use my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments, hanging from the tree!

I love my wife, even though she's a fat PORKER!