I ain't got nothing better to do. I'm gonna drop CINDER BLOCKS from the freeway bridge!♥️
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BOZO THE CLOWN
4 years ago
I'm not a clown no more I went to a children's party asking the kids if they want to hear DILLDO JOKES! The parents weren't amused. Now I'm in the POKEY!☹️
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BUBBA
4 years ago
My C-U-N-T wife says she wants a room in the house. I said, she already has a room, THE KITCHEN!!!
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LESZEK
4 years ago
My neighbors saw me get pulled over by that COP/PIG. The COP/PIG took out of my car: dozens of women's PANTIES, PORNO and SEX TOYS! I'm so embarrassed!
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LEECOW
4 years ago
I live with my girlfriend, she says I need to RESPECT her privacy. So---I went threw her PANTY DRAWER ♥️
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Frischman
4 years ago
Someone bumped into me! Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
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HUSBAND
4 years ago
My wife says my PENIS is bigger than my BRAIN ☹️
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WOOLRIDGE
4 years ago
I like to harass guys in bathroom stalls. I put my hands above the stall, start flapping them, and make quacking sounds!
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SAD
4 years ago
People ridicule my fishing stores name, MASTER BAIT. What's so funny?!
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Fekkish
4 years ago
My PENIS has a RENDEZVOUS with my hot blonde neighbors VAGIINA!
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VIDEO GAME NERD
4 years ago
BAD NEWS! Grand theft auto VI will cost 500 MILAJULES! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
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BIG ED
4 years ago
I ate some bad TEX MEX, so I'm indisposed, TAKING A DUMP indisposed!
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KALEIDESCOPE
4 years ago
Wanna hear something funny? My bumpkin neighbors were playing with six sticks of dynamite taped together, they lit the fuse and then argued about who was gonna throw the dynamite. They just kept arguing and arguing about who was gonna throw the dynamite . Guess you can say it got messy!
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SPOILED PUNK KID
4 years ago
When I didn't get everything I wanted for Christmas, I yelled THAT'S IT CHRISTMAS IS OVER! Then I tore the tree down and threw it out!
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Fekkish
4 years ago
I decorated my Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments!
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EL CHEAPO
4 years ago
This year for Christmas, I'm just giving my wife a FRUITCAKE, with a FOOTPRINT on it!♥️
In case you wanted to know, I have an ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION ☹️
I'm such a FAT FUUUUCK! I wear 7XL size panties! My email is: [email protected]
My wife's email is: [email protected]
I ain't got nothing better to do. I'm gonna drop CINDER BLOCKS from the freeway bridge!♥️
I'm not a clown no more I went to a children's party asking the kids if they want to hear DILLDO JOKES! The parents weren't amused. Now I'm in the POKEY!☹️
My C-U-N-T wife says she wants a room in the house. I said, she already has a room, THE KITCHEN!!!
My neighbors saw me get pulled over by that COP/PIG. The COP/PIG took out of my car: dozens of women's PANTIES, PORNO and SEX TOYS! I'm so embarrassed!
I live with my girlfriend, she says I need to RESPECT her privacy. So---I went threw her PANTY DRAWER ♥️
Someone bumped into me! Who touched me?! WHO TOUCHED MY PANTS?!
My wife says my PENIS is bigger than my BRAIN ☹️
I like to harass guys in bathroom stalls. I put my hands above the stall, start flapping them, and make quacking sounds!
People ridicule my fishing stores name, MASTER BAIT. What's so funny?!
My PENIS has a RENDEZVOUS with my hot blonde neighbors VAGIINA!
BAD NEWS! Grand theft auto VI will cost 500 MILAJULES! Who has that kind of MONEY?!
I ate some bad TEX MEX, so I'm indisposed, TAKING A DUMP indisposed!
Wanna hear something funny? My bumpkin neighbors were playing with six sticks of dynamite taped together, they lit the fuse and then argued about who was gonna throw the dynamite. They just kept arguing and arguing about who was gonna throw the dynamite . Guess you can say it got messy!
When I didn't get everything I wanted for Christmas, I yelled THAT'S IT CHRISTMAS IS OVER! Then I tore the tree down and threw it out!
I decorated my Christmas tree with my wife's BRA'S and THONGS as ornaments!
This year for Christmas, I'm just giving my wife a FRUITCAKE, with a FOOTPRINT on it!♥️
Tonight is the holy night of SAINT VIGIUS!