My daughter's breasts are swollen! Must take a peek!
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MR PRICK
4 years ago
My wife is signing me up for ANGER MANAGEMENT! When she sneezed, I grabbed a fire axe and smashed a window! When my daughter spoke out of turn, I took the fire axe to her stereo system! When the fire axe hit the stereo the music stopped !
J
Joyann
4 years ago
I believe others will be healed.
B
BUBBA
4 years ago
I'm having my own OLYMPIC games at my house, ARMPIT NOISES, and LOUD WET FARTING!
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David Graf
4 years ago
I ruined my wife's party. When I had a few NIPS from my FLASK, I stared at women's cleavage and smelled their butts!
D
David Graf
4 years ago
After a few NIPS from my FLASK, I had a blackout. The next thing I remembered was being naked in a supermarket. They found my THONG in the seafood.
D
DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
My boss gave me a raise,so I threw BOWLING BALLS at his car! His car is CA-CA now!
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BIG ED
4 years ago
My wife says our Canary died cause I left the bathroom door open!
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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
My fetish got me in trouble! I wanted to watch my brother BANG a FOOTBALL PLAYER, he refused. When I got my gun, I yelled: GET IN THE BEDROOM with BUTCH MCDICK!
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DOOR AJAR
4 years ago
My wife EXPIRED today. She's just an EMPTY SHELL now, I'll DISPOSE of her body as I see fit.
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Mr Prick
4 years ago
For my wife's birthday, I just gave her a coupon for 30 cents of VAGIINA CREAM!
This is your beloved former President. Today marks the first anniversary of my ousting. The Joe Biden CA-CA and his commie comrades have FUUUCKED up the country! Ok, I'm done.
J
JOE BIDEN
4 years ago
First we must subsidize ka, ka, ka, kaputti---and various subjects that impeck the leecow!
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BUBBA
4 years ago
For my last year's high school talent show I made noises with my armpit, I lost. His year I did a LOUD WET FART. I lost again!
B
BUBBA
4 years ago
Today is January 20th, I took ONE shower so far this year!
G
GAMBINO SOCIAL CLUB
4 years ago
In my club, NO JEWS, NO BLACKS, and especially NO QUEERS!
H
HANK SCHRAEDER
4 years ago
All TEN of my witnesses died in prison! Maybe it was a coincidence?
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Mosquito Valentino
4 years ago
At 3 o'clock everyday in my house we stand on our heads!
I do
My daughter's breasts are swollen! Must take a peek!
My wife is signing me up for ANGER MANAGEMENT! When she sneezed, I grabbed a fire axe and smashed a window! When my daughter spoke out of turn, I took the fire axe to her stereo system! When the fire axe hit the stereo the music stopped !
I believe others will be healed.
I'm having my own OLYMPIC games at my house, ARMPIT NOISES, and LOUD WET FARTING!
I ruined my wife's party. When I had a few NIPS from my FLASK, I stared at women's cleavage and smelled their butts!
After a few NIPS from my FLASK, I had a blackout. The next thing I remembered was being naked in a supermarket. They found my THONG in the seafood.
My boss gave me a raise,so I threw BOWLING BALLS at his car! His car is CA-CA now!
My wife says our Canary died cause I left the bathroom door open!
My fetish got me in trouble! I wanted to watch my brother BANG a FOOTBALL PLAYER, he refused. When I got my gun, I yelled: GET IN THE BEDROOM with BUTCH MCDICK!
My wife EXPIRED today. She's just an EMPTY SHELL now, I'll DISPOSE of her body as I see fit.
For my wife's birthday, I just gave her a coupon for 30 cents of VAGIINA CREAM!
☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️ N-I-G-G-E-R-S!
This is your beloved former President. Today marks the first anniversary of my ousting. The Joe Biden CA-CA and his commie comrades have FUUUCKED up the country! Ok, I'm done.
First we must subsidize ka, ka, ka, kaputti---and various subjects that impeck the leecow!
For my last year's high school talent show I made noises with my armpit, I lost. His year I did a LOUD WET FART. I lost again!
Today is January 20th, I took ONE shower so far this year!
In my club, NO JEWS, NO BLACKS, and especially NO QUEERS!
All TEN of my witnesses died in prison! Maybe it was a coincidence?
At 3 o'clock everyday in my house we stand on our heads!