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Give Donald Trump a Military Haircut

Give Donald Trump a Military Haircut

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Started by Bryant Griffin 10 years, 10 months ago

Seriously, we all know you're bald. You look ridiculous. How are you going to lead the country with such a giant crutch holding up your ego? If you had any real grit to your personality at all you could let the comb over go and fly your bald head through the skies like a majestic eagle.

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Raimonds Vējonis
8 years ago Featured

campfiresong song campfiresong song and if you think that you can sing it faster than you're wrong but it'll help if you just sing along BUM BUM BUM

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Mike Werner
10 years ago Featured

bruh just buzz it off already it looks like a cat died on top of his head and he glued it down with hairspray

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Ching chon
1 year ago

I agree

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Jai
1 year ago

trump better oil up

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Ava cook
7 years ago

Oh SHIITTT lets do this my boo Donald need his mashed potato weave gone

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Roger Moreira
9 years ago

Be a man.

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josh BaGosh
10 years ago

DoIt

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