
Give Donald Trump a Military Haircut
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Seriously, we all know you're bald. You look ridiculous. How are you going to lead the country with such a giant crutch holding up your ego? If you had any real grit to your personality at all you could let the comb over go and fly your bald head through the skies like a majestic eagle.



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