Quite simple, really. Domino's need to bottle and sell their garlic & herb dip. I can't keep facing the indignation of ordering 38 pots of garlic and herb dip every time Two for Tuesday comes round. If they're going to insist on texting me hourly, like some horny, bunny-boiling girlfriend - offering me up slutty deals - the least they can offer me is the requisite lubrication that makes the whole transaction sooooo much sweeter.
I have at least 3 or 4 mates who have expressed a keen interest in buying it by the barrel/crate/squirty bottle.
I am aiming for a lowly 1 billion signatures. I believe this might be enough to convince Domino's that there is sufficient demand for a Domino's condiment on our shelves/in our baths/in our beds.
DIP FOR CHANGE.
The chubby free world needs you.
The silence from headquarters is loud but I am currently drafting a formal demand to their corporate office. Post this link on your Facebook today and email their customer feedback line to let them know we are tired of these tiny plastic pots.
March 15, 2013
We have reached a momentum that shows our hunger for larger sauce portions is undeniable. Post this link on your Facebook wall today and text three friends to keep the pressure on Domino's. Email your local branch manager to demand they acknowledge our frustration.
Reached 100 supporters
March 15, 2013
6 Comments
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Sarah Kumar
13 years ago
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YES. I always have to order extra and they still forget them half the time. Sell it in bottles and take my money.
J
Jen McBride
13 years ago
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My boyfriend drinks the stuff. Literal heaven. Make this happen domino's please!!
D
Dave Doyle
13 years ago
Featured
Finally someone said it. The little pots are a joke. I need at least half a liter for a large pizza.
C
Chloe Ferguson
13 years ago
Featured
Cant count how many times ive had pizza without enough dip because they only give you those tiny things. Need a gallon.
M
Mike Tran
13 years ago
Featured
Need this in my life. The plastic pots are just so much waste anyway. Bring on the barrels.
T
Tom Rodriguez
13 years ago
Featured
Total pain in the neck trying to open 10 of those pots at once. Give us a squeezy bottle. Obvious move.
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Quite simple, really. Domino's need to bottle and sell their garlic & herb dip. I can't keep facing the indignation of ordering 38 pots of garlic and herb dip every time Two for Tuesday comes round. If they're going to insist on texting me hourly, like some horny, bunny-boiling girlfriend - offering me up slutty deals - the least they can offer me is the requisite lubrication that makes the whole transaction sooooo much sweeter.
I have at least 3 or 4 mates who have expressed a keen interest in buying it by the barrel/crate/squirty bottle.
I am aiming for a lowly 1 billion signatures. I believe this might be enough to convince Domino's that there is sufficient demand for a Domino's condiment on our shelves/in our baths/in our beds.
DIP FOR CHANGE.
The chubby free world needs you.
The silence from headquarters is loud but I am currently drafting a formal demand to their corporate office. Post this link on your Facebook today and email their customer feedback line to let them know we are tired of these tiny plastic pots.
March 15, 2013
We have reached a momentum that shows our hunger for larger sauce portions is undeniable. Post this link on your Facebook wall today and text three friends to keep the pressure on Domino's. Email your local branch manager to demand they acknowledge our frustration.
Reached 100 supporters
March 15, 2013
6 Comments
S
Sarah Kumar
13 years ago
Featured
YES. I always have to order extra and they still forget them half the time. Sell it in bottles and take my money.
J
Jen McBride
13 years ago
Featured
My boyfriend drinks the stuff. Literal heaven. Make this happen domino's please!!
D
Dave Doyle
13 years ago
Featured
Finally someone said it. The little pots are a joke. I need at least half a liter for a large pizza.
C
Chloe Ferguson
13 years ago
Featured
Cant count how many times ive had pizza without enough dip because they only give you those tiny things. Need a gallon.
M
Mike Tran
13 years ago
Featured
Need this in my life. The plastic pots are just so much waste anyway. Bring on the barrels.
T
Tom Rodriguez
13 years ago
Featured
Total pain in the neck trying to open 10 of those pots at once. Give us a squeezy bottle. Obvious move.
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YES. I always have to order extra and they still forget them half the time. Sell it in bottles and take my money.